Hard Drive Roach

Is this a thing? Yeah, It's a thing.

My hard drive's full of roaches 

I took it all apart 

They scampered all directions 

They like it in the dark 

They swarmed all over my ideas 

My giant writer's block 

It was delivered COD

They're never out of stock 

Once my words flowed like a river

A monsoon of free thought 

A drought has passed across my page

and stalled my Juggernaut 

It's all because of global warming 

My words all blew away

Roaches ran into my mind

and now they're here to stay

My hard drive's full of roaches

They ate it through and through 

They rearranged my circuit boards 

and left a bad review 

Author's Note

It's hard to get rid of those little fuckers

Reviews

[Frieda P]

Stalled your Juggernaut, mercy!

[Baby Ricochet]

Boy I'll say

[Draven]

What a way to wake up in the morning! You can hardly beat coffee and a good laugh. I like this poem, as it is very humorous and also very relatable. It was enjoyed.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Casanova

[MAD ENGLISHMAN]

This shows another side to you. You're really a very funny chap. I loved this one. Made me laugh.
Don't worry about writers block, if you get it, it just means your brains sorting stuff out.
Well done dear friend. More like this please.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you sir

[A. Amos]

Thanks for sharing the solution:) truky enjoyed

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Amos

[Troy Henson]

hahaha I do like this one. I hate writers block and you've just given me new way of looking at it and overcoming it.

Regards
Troy

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Troy

[jacob erin-cilberto]

this is a perfect way to get rid of writers block...writing poems about it.
and this is so damn clever and amusing..

i just pictured all these little joints scampering out of the computer...and then the screen being
hidden behind the smoke...
oh? you meant the other kind of roaches...:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jacob. Florida is one big Roach held up by a gazzilion little roaches