Five Finger Discount Sweetheart

Based on one of my X's habit of not paying for stuff she "bought."

My girl's a kleptomaniac 

That much is just a fact

You better keep an eye on her

around that sun glass rack 

Five finger discount sweetheart 

Shop keeper's biggest fear

What happened to that Rolex watch 

I swear it was right here 

Such a thieving little liar

You'd think I'd feel disgrace

Let her loose in Wal Mart and

she's out with half the place

She could nick a television 

and walk right out the door 

The queen of shoplift plundering 

My sweet thieving amour 

Cosmetics are her specialty 

They slip into her packs

Once she's down the beauty isle

She empties all the racks

She's a menace to retailers

A double D crime spree

Casing all the shopping malls 

A shoplift industry

The last time she got busted

She put on such a show 

The cops were all so smitten 

They just let her go 

Wiggly giggly big eyed girly

With teasing lips and hips

Conniving little con artist

She'd swipe a battleship 

Some wonder how it ever works

and how our love makes sense 

My girl's a kleptomaniac 

and I'm her private fence 

Reviews

[WILDERNESS]

I am not in for long poems but u are good, really good.................... loved it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Wilderness

[Shaquana Adams]

She'd swipe a battleship

Haha! Clever way to turn this issue into a poem. I love this :)

-QuanaWana

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by Shaquana. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[s y e]

Ha, made me laugh... She sounds absolute nuts not that, that is a bad thing.

Your sense of humour kills me, BR - loved this.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Noodle

[s y e]

This cracks me up each time, Baby.

[Blue]

What a very endearing and entertaining write, BR. Just be thankful she isn't a serial killer. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure

[KeeD]

Let her loose in Wal Mart and
she's out with half the place

god my sides, i laughed so much with this :D

This was all sorts of fun and creative, a BR classic, did she steal your heart bro?

[Baby Ricochet]

and my wallet. Thanks Keegan

[Vidya Bacchus]

She sounded like a real keeper but apparently you guys didn't last.Very awesome poem BR .Made me laugh :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Vidya

[Anita Singh]

Interesting woman! Very sly and slick. Enjoyed reading :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Annabella

[Alene Parr]

This is awesome! Crazy clever rhymes. Excellent!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by Alene. I appreciate it

[melissa]

This is awesome poem keep up the great work and keep sending me more to read i love reading them a lot the girl in this poem is pretty

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Melissa

[melissa]

Your welcome

[A. Amos]

Now this was one interesting read and I truly enjoyed. Thank you my friend.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Amos