I WANNA BE ELECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Political satire. Kinda my thing. Christ you should know that by now.

I wanna run for congressman 

A quick cash avenue

Just send me up to Washington 

and I'll get paid off too

I'll need dump trucks full of money

Driven by fundraisers 

Hey baby check my super PAC

Big money instigators 

I'll wrap myself in old glory

United States Marine

Running on my service record

My midterm trampoline 

I'll run a mud sling ad campaign 

Smear my opponent's name

I'll say they're liberal pedophiles

and witch craft is their game 

I'll shake my fist at the elite

I'll say it's all their fault

America has been sold out

To fill their secret vault

I'll put spin on negative press

I'll say they've all been bought 

They're all secret Russian agents

Part of a Kremlin plot 

I'll pound the bible podium 

They buy it in the sticks 

I'll testify to justify 

my votes from inbred hicks 

The people are just mindless cogs

I'll use to retrofit 

There's big bucks up in Washington 

I wanna piece of it 

I wanna ride that gravy train 

Straight to pay day station 

With special interest ATM'S

to buy my legislation 

The people are just slot machines

to fund embezzlements

I just have to keep pretending 

For my constituents 

 Elect Ricochet to congress

I'll claim to represent 

Soon as I'm sworn into office

The people can get bent

Reviews

[A. Amos]

You got my vote baby and hire me as your campaign manager:) will find you many voters with a promise after your win... will give them treat in hooters:) great write my friend

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Amos

[redflutterby]

Bahahaha...youve got my vote!! Get them all out of office....both parties!! I see very few who are in touch with the average person out there...just a bunch of blowhards trying to fill their pet project coffers!! ;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

Exactly. Thanks for stopping by A.M.S. I appreciate it.

[Frieda P]

You got my vote Baby! Ha...perfect timing, I just blew my political horn, something I don't usually do, you do it best of all, killer last line!! This is one of your best rants....

[Baby Ricochet]

I saw! That really is some perfect timing. Thanks for stopping by Frieda. I appreciate it

[Frieda P]

You know it's always my pleasure Mark....