I WANNA BE ELECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Political satire. Kinda my thing. Christ you should know that by now.

I wanna run for congressman 

A quick cash avenue

Just send me up to Washington 

and I'll get paid off too

I'll need dump trucks full of money

Driven by fundraisers 

Hey baby check my super PAC

Big money instigators 

I'll wrap myself in old glory

United States Marine

Running on my service record

My midterm trampoline 

I'll run a mud sling ad campaign 

Smear my opponent's name

I'll say they're liberal pedophiles

and witch craft is their game 

I'll shake my fist at the elite

I'll say it's all their fault

America has been sold out

To fill their secret vault

I'll put spin on negative press

I'll say they've all been bought 

They're all secret Russian agents

Part of a Kremlin plot 

I'll pound the bible podium 

They buy it in the sticks 

I'll testify to justify 

my votes from inbred hicks 

The people are just mindless cogs

I'll use to retrofit 

There's big bucks up in Washington 

I wanna piece of it 

I wanna ride that gravy train 

Straight to pay day station 

With special interest ATM'S

to buy my legislation 

The people are just slot machines

to fund embezzlements

I just have to keep pretending 

For my constituents 

 Elect Ricochet to congress

I'll claim to represent 

Soon as I'm sworn into office

The people can get bent

Reviews

[Tai Ryens]

Baby Ricochet for president! I'd definitely vote (when I'm able to). Aha, I had many laughing fits whilst reading this. Creative points though, I must say. Keep up that charm and you're sure to be elected, haha!

[Baby Ricochet]

I can count on your support

[Justin]

someone get this man elected!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

thanks for stopping by

[Draven]

I would vote for you. : )

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Casanova

[Ayvid N]

God save your opponents and anyone who stands in your way to Washington! :)
This poem was so much fun to read and the message it conveyed was great as well. Thanks for sharing Baby.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Divya

[PlantGluer]

I like this, you're contributing to the fixing of this bought out world.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by

[Persephone]

I'd vote for you ;) You speak the truth, I think we need more of that in congress. Great poem.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Persephone. It's good to hear from you

[Leigh]

Alice Cooper eat your heart out, at least your honest about your intentions unlike all other politicians

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you leigh

[Marie]

Baby R., fix it so I g=can get on a reliable insurance plan, and I'll gladly vote foryou.

[Baby Ricochet]

That'll be my first priority. Thanks Marie

[Rita L. Sev]

Well, I'd vote for you - but you are too brutally honest to stay in Congress long!

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Rita

[Vidya Bacchus]

This was an excellent write BR.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Vidya

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome :)