(I Don't Want) A Beer With The President

(I Don't Want) A Beer With The President

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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I made this one up while f*****g off at work. It's a good thing I'm not the President.

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I don't want a beer with the President 
He has to be better than me 
I don't want a beer with the President 
Leading us is where he should be

A head of state's not a homeboy
Hanging in some s****y bar
Doing shots with all his buddies
Then throws up on his car

I don't want a beer with the President
I want him in his office working 
I don't want a beer with the President 
I'm the loser drunk and shirking 

A leader's not a drunken oaf
He's not one of the boys
The boys are nothing but followers
Making a lot of noise 

I don't want a beer with the President 
A leader's not a brain dead slob
I don't want a beer with the President
He needs to do his f*****g job

An Alcoholic Commander in Chief 
Who owes back child support 
Calls an air strike on his x wife
A mission we should abort 

I don't want a beer with the President 
I want a leader I can trust 
He's got his fingers on nuke triggers
He can't be one of us 

© 2014 Baby Ricochet


Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
There's a difference between being in touch with the common man and being the common man. Like in the Corps the Officers kept an emotional distance from us grunts. If they didn't they would become one of us and would lose their ability to effectively lead. That's why this "The President is one of the guys" shtick annoys me. A real leader isn't one of the guys, He rose above us to take command but still knows where he came from.

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All of this while at work...
either a beer was in order...
or you really had this on your mine for sometime and needed to let it out in the open...
I understand the entirety of the mock up here...
yet...we voted him into office...not I...but generally speaking...
a leader takes charge of his command...
only after all his soldiers and administration have --- had their fill...
can he take one for himself...
as leader you must earn that right of passage...
he does not by any means lead...but follows...
2 more years and counting...


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Glen Yumang Manese

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Glen
Glen Yumang Manese

10 Years Ago

I did not want to get in depth...and made my statement short as possible...I could go on for an hour.. read more
You are so right Baby, a leader is not one of the rest. And you said it in a way that's funny, cute and clever.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Divya
Good message here, yes we want leaders we can trust not leaders sleeping on the job

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Cassie
Such a great point - certain positions require that distance, that perspective. It's the same as having a doctor or nurse who falls to pieces - it cannot happen, if the job is to be done effectively. I like this one.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Rita
Smart, sharp and very direct, like always i enjoyed this different yet honest thought.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Amos
You are right. THe country needs a leader, not a drinking buddy.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

That's for sure. Thank you Marie
Well, tend to agree Baby...good write :) x

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Ruth
I'll pass on all the rhetoric and just say it's well written Baby...

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Frieda

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Added on February 6, 2014
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Baby Ricochet
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Tampa, FL



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