(I Don't Want) A Beer With The PresidentA Poem by Baby RicochetI made this one up while f*****g off at work. It's a good thing I'm not the President.I don't want a beer with the President He has to be better than me I don't want a beer with the President Leading us is where he should be A head of state's not a homeboy Hanging in some s****y bar Doing shots with all his buddies Then throws up on his car I don't want a beer with the President I want him in his office working I don't want a beer with the President I'm the loser drunk and shirking A leader's not a drunken oaf He's not one of the boys The boys are nothing but followers Making a lot of noise I don't want a beer with the President A leader's not a brain dead slob I don't want a beer with the President He needs to do his f*****g job An Alcoholic Commander in Chief Who owes back child support Calls an air strike on his x wife A mission we should abort I don't want a beer with the President I want a leader I can trust He's got his fingers on nuke triggers He can't be one of us © 2014 Baby RicochetAuthor's Note
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18 Reviews Added on February 6, 2014 Last Updated on February 7, 2014 AuthorBaby RicochetTampa, FLAboutI write just for the hell of it A way to spend some time Blurting out in cyber space Whatever's on my mind Maybe funny maybe tragic Emotional and raw Politi.. more..Writing
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