I Ate My Baby's Cheesecake

My oatmeal tastes like Elmer's paste

like paper glue to shelf  

I eat one more egg white omelet 

I'm gonna kill myself 

Chicken turkey and vegetables 

Brown rice oatmeal fish 

My sense of taste is suicidal 

They crave another dish 

My fantasies are pastries 

My dreams are pumpkin pies 

I wanna lick a Snickers bar

and get a sugar high 

I wanna swim in all beef stew 

Go Diving for a steak 

I'll use a Slim Jim for a snorkel

Have Sex with Chocolate cake 

Bury me in ice cream sundaes

Stick up a candy store

Since I freebased Orange Skittles

Now I'm a sugar w***e 

I know there's cheesecake in that fridge 

I hear it call my name 

Dreamy creamy tasty cheesy

It's driving me insane 

I said I ate it by accident 

You flash your angry pout

I didn't see your name on it 

The Little light was out 

I confess I ate your cheesecake 

We're living in disgrace 

All this time you thought I loved you 

While I just stuffed my face 

Author's Note

Hmmmmm. Cheesecake

Reviews

[A. Amos]

Ha ha ha ha i just can't stop my laugh...... We need more like this one to feel alive and smile. My friend you made me fan of your's and now all I'm thinking is having sex with chocalate cake:::::::::) f..king brilliant man just loved it, you made my day as I was killing my mind on writing something very dark and now my mood is simply invigorated... Thank you

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Amos

[Cassie]

dieting is really hard especially when nice things like chocolates, icecream ( things full of calories) seem to call your name...nicely done

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Cassie

[AYVID N]

This poem was so much fun to read. (Smiling)

'Bury me in ice cream sundaes
Stick up a candy store
Since I freebased Orange Skittles
Now I'm a sugar w***e'

Healthy diets are not much fun, me being a sugar junkie too. Thanks for sharing this write.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Divya

[Shaquana Adams]

I said I ate it by accident
You flash your angry pout
I didn't see your name on it
The Little light was out

This is hilarious. You write about the most random s**t, I love it!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you shaquana

[Raymond Federle]

Absolutely brilliant! You out did yourself on this one BR! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Raymond

[Pryde Foltz]

I wanna swim in all beef stew
Go Diving for a steak
I'll use a Slim Jim for a snorkel
Have Sex with Chocolate cake

hahahaha. Is someone on a diet?

[Baby Ricochet]

All most always. Thank you pryde

[MsJewel]

You have a wonderful sense of humor BR! Thank you for the smile this evening.
...and a little cheese cake never hurt anyone (just don't eat mine)

:) Julie

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Julie

[David Scott]

You pig! You just gave women about her proof that all men are pigs... Ha.
Get er done Baby!
Loved it!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you David

[Frieda P]

Hahahaha, now I know why you're nutz....slim jim as a snorkel so gross Baby ;-)

Sex with the chocolate cake is fine though........

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Frieda

[Frieda P]

Thank you for the laugh, I needed that, I swear one of these days I'm making you that pot roast...

[Baby Ricochet]

Wow. Pot roast!

[Frieda P]

I know, I remembered you told me it was your favorite once...you can freebase it hahah

[Cryingkate]

Hey wait a minute.... Where there is a will there is a way..... Just take that pot roast Freida and make him beef Jerky with it. It will make the voyage.... :-) But really.. Does he deserve it?
I mean he is a criminal now... A self Confessed Cheesecake Thief,Sentenced to life of never forgotten Guilty Charges.