Woe Is Justin Beiber

Justin Beiber got arrested for doing something stupid. Isn't he a teenager?

Justin Beiber got arrested 

for doing stupid s**t 

The same antics teenagers pull

We should be used to it 

He's just an overprotected kid

Finally spreading his wings 

Treated like a commodity 

We should expect these things

He's worked his a*s off all his life

So now he's f*****g up 

Drunk drag races through the streets

Trying to act all tough 

The press were on him like Hyenas

The blogs they squeaked and squawked

Every a*****e had an opinion 

about this Beiber snot 

Justin Beiber's out of control 

He should go to rehab

Maybe he's just a stupid kid 

who should have took a cab 

Remember when they slammed Brittney 

Crucified Madonna 

Ran with Paris Hilton Scandals

Slandered Lady Gaga 

All this smack talk for some kid

just barely out of diapers

What's the story of Justin Beiber

The press is full of vipers 

Reviews

[Luke L]

Fair perspective, I always like your writing man. You are a sick and funny f****r :)

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! No higher praise for a poet has ever been given. Thanks for stopping by.

[Luke L]

No worries, brother

[Pryde Foltz]

All this smack talk for some kid
just barely out of diapers
What's the story of Justin Beiber
The press is full of vipers

We do love to our icons and we love to smash them even more.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure. Thank you Pryde

[Raymond Federle]

Nice one BR... but the Beebs has got to take responsibility for himself. NO EXCUSE for driving under the influence. No one would be on his side if he killed a family would they? Well done though! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Like that kid who killed four people and his lawyers got him off on some made up disorder cause his daddy was rich? Beiber's lawyers will likely plead no contest and buy out his community service. His state needs the money more than they need him raking leaves in a church yard. The only people that would benefit is the Paparazzi.

[Gleb Zavlanov]

Very nicely put. I hate that kid, and I don't think he deserves that much praise. I mean seriously, he throws a snotty tissue and girls try to kill each other over it. It's repulsive. And yes, this certainly pertains to almost every other celebrity out there. Thanks for penning and sharing.

[Baby Ricochet]

You write poetry about classic poets and your avatar are piano keys. If you didn't find Justin Beiber repulsive I'd be shocked, but you know there's no accounting for mainstream tastes. There's been teen idols before him and there'll be ones after him. Teenage girls can't have crushes on men like their fathers. That would be weird.

[Gleb Zavlanov]

:D. That is true.

[Mark]

LOL great sentiment, well done poem. It's too bad the press has created this obsession with famous people. I don't get it, but it's a huge industry for some reason!

[Baby Ricochet]

They're America's version of royalty. Thanks for stopping by Mark.

[Mark]

Ya, could be.... our mass distraction to avoid thinking about the massive s**t being done to us and to others behind our backs. Don't mind me, I'm paranoid. LOL doesnt' mean it's not true though :P

[Latifa]

the same story for every celebrity out there

[Baby Ricochet]

Pretty much. Thank you Latifa

[Latifa]

you're welcome

[Jack...]

I knew this would happen once he cut his hair!!!!!!!!

Funny, true and sad, all at the same time my friend.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jack

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Wow! Now Justin is the talk of Poetry??!! lol
He's everywhere...WTF??? O.o

At least this was well written... and entertaining.
Nice work, Baby! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Robbie. I appreciate it.

[Robbie~xoxo~]

My pleasure. :)

[R. L. Hill]

What a moron......He should be locked up and buttraped.

[Marie]

Maybe that's a little harsh...

[R. L. Hill]

Maybe....Lol

[Baby Ricochet]

It is. Harsh that is. They would have to keep him in solitary to keep the regular drunk tank Riff Raff away from him

[R. L. Hill]

Whatever. I don't think celebrities should get special treatment just because his a*s is virginal.

[Baby Ricochet]

So far as I know all he did was sit in a cell until morning when his lawyers posted bail. He'll probably plead no contest to his charges and pay out of his community service. Most people with money and better things to do typically do. I've no clue where all the Beiber back lash is coming from. To me he's just a dopey pop star singing silly songs to swooning teenaged girls. I don't fit into that dynamic

[R. L. Hill]

He riles up so much attention because of stuff he says and does. He claimed to be King of Pop *all hail Michael* and he even claimed to be the next Tupac.....:/ Sorry, but no. That kinda ticks me off. I don't care what happens to his sorry a*s

[Baby Ricochet]

Gotchya...............

[Marie]

Is Justin Beiber really worth talking about?

[R. L. Hill]

No. Hahahaha

[Baby Ricochet]

Obviously he is worth writing about to a lot of people. Even I got a poem out of it. Does this mean I have to pay him royalties now?

[R. L. Hill]

Maybe...Who knows. He may spit on you if you don't. lol