Assault Rifle Blues

*POG: People other than grunts. USMC acronym for anyone not a Marine in a combat unit.

Gun right nuts shoot off their mouths 

for more guns and ammo 

To hear them talk you'd think this was 

the f*****g Alamo 

First they hand out free health care

and then they wed the gays

Obama's coming for our guns

in just a couple days

It's a communist conspiracy 

cooked up by terrorists

They voted their head Muslim in 

To force their own interests

We need automatic weapons 

so we protect our rights

Hand them out like girl scout cookies

So we feel safe at night 

Lets arm our children to the teeth 

So violence disappears

School shootings will drop to zero

In just a couple years

Maybe if they saw what bullets

did to human bodies

They'd think twice before they shot 

their bullshit off so loudly 

Twas a time I used these weapons 

When I was in the Corps

These days I'm just a peace time pog*

Don't need them anymore 

Weapons designed for firefights

Not meant for hunting duck

Blast Daffy with an M16

You won't be left with much 

You know our founding fathers didn't

see these weapons coming 

For if they did and had much sense

They would all start running 

You really think assault rifles

will solve our violent crime

Trust me when I tell you pookey

The murder rate will climb 

I was trained to use these weapons 

I know what they can do 

And you won't have a f*****g prayer

if they get turned on you

Folks not trained to fight in combat

with automatic weapons 

Bystanders blood will flood the streets

That's what's gonna happen 

Author's Note

If you're not properly trained to use an automatic weapon (that means properly trained in defending against someone using an automatic weapon) and you instantly grow a pair of balls touching one, someone's going to end up dead and it might just be you. Trust me on that one dearheart.

Reviews

[Frieda P]

I hate the way you beat around the bush Baby...right through the heart, as usual.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thank you Frieda

[Raymond Federle]

Another homerun BR. While my own view of gun ownership and rights is a little more liberal than described here you still make valid points. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Raymond

[Tai Ryens]

Fun fact: forget assault rifles; flamethrowers and thermite charges are legal in a shocking number of US states and aren't prohibited by federal law. We should probably start regulating those before anything else before . . . you know . . . people realize wreaking havoc with those is much easier (thermite charges being reasonably easier to obtain than weapons).

[Baby Ricochet]

So if I had a flamethrower I could kill it and cook it at the same time. Awesome!!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Real sorry about daffy.You don't need no guns Baby you could peel the skin off them with your scathing satire wow.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Vidya

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome.

[Pryde Foltz]

We need automatic weapons
so we protect our rights
Hand them out like girl scout cookies
So we feel safe at night

Biting satire and wit … you kill people with these.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thank you Pryde