Gutter Goddess

Getting back to my poetic roots but without all the swearing. The crazy part about that is the idea that I have "Poetic" roots. I got roots in something, that's for Goddamn sure.

Gutter Goddess dripping Vodka 

With just a hint of crack 

Got tentacles with ovaries 

Vaginas that attack 

Perchance she was a succubus 

destined to eat my soul 

Her hapless little john was I 

My death her only goal 

I laid her down upon thy bed 

I heard the words "Beware"

Whispered on a killing breeze 

Her stench choking the air 

I reached into her pudding pop 

Pulled out her sweet surprise

It's many eyes stared back at me 

as it attracted flies 

It jumped from where my fingers end 

and flew towards the door

I sprayed it with insecticide 

but it came back for more 

I pulled out my Beretta nine 

and filled the beast with lead 

It smashed my X box on the floor 

Before it fell down dead 

Goddess slithered under my bed 

Got wedged between the springs

I'll smoke her out come summer time 

Beware of chicks that cling 

Author's Note

I don't own an X box

Reviews

[Mark]

LOL damn, that's helluva nightmare.

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Mark

[Rita L. Sev]

I was going to say, "Not the XBox!", but then I read your note... :) This is a funny escape piece - you certainly paint a picture!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rita

[Frieda P]

Obnoxious as ever Baby, loved it!

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thank you Frieda

[Chris]

to your Author's Note: "Says you! But of course you DON'T - anymore."

to the poem: I L-O-V-E the cat!! The poem I'll think about. Chuckling here

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thank you Chris

[Rene Velez]

I read it to my fiance Ric. she couldn't stop laughing...

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thank you Rene

[jacob erin-cilberto]

can't keep someone who smashes your Xbox, that is for sure...

even if it is only figuratively.

definitely brought a smile, BR...thanks

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jacob

[Vidya Bacchus]

I guess that is one way to deal with a clingy chick.This was hilarious.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Vidya

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome :P

[Leigh]

Stick to gaming and let the obsession be yours. XBox 360 live, not I, not I.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by Leigh

[Jack...]

No, I think the x box is hiding under your bed still attracting flies...fruit flies I think. Funny my friend and definietly a BR.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thank you Jack.

[icelandicblue]

Oh this was grotesquely funny. You're honestly going to wait until Spring...ooh you are such a guy.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Afraid so. Thank you Blue.