Gutter Goddess

Getting back to my poetic roots but without all the swearing. The crazy part about that is the idea that I have "Poetic" roots. I got roots in something, that's for Goddamn sure.

Gutter Goddess dripping Vodka 

With just a hint of crack 

Got tentacles with ovaries 

Vaginas that attack 

Perchance she was a succubus 

destined to eat my soul 

Her hapless little john was I 

My death her only goal 

I laid her down upon thy bed 

I heard the words "Beware"

Whispered on a killing breeze 

Her stench choking the air 

I reached into her pudding pop 

Pulled out her sweet surprise

It's many eyes stared back at me 

as it attracted flies 

It jumped from where my fingers end 

and flew towards the door

I sprayed it with insecticide 

but it came back for more 

I pulled out my Beretta nine 

and filled the beast with lead 

It smashed my X box on the floor 

Before it fell down dead 

Goddess slithered under my bed 

Got wedged between the springs

I'll smoke her out come summer time 

Beware of chicks that cling 

Author's Note

I don't own an X box

Reviews

[Ayvid N]

A very funny write, it has ample truth behind the humor, though...

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Divya

[Nusquam Esse]

Quite the quirky piece you got here, one which I surprisingly liked a lot. I was filled with some sort of morbid blend between Kafka's 'The Metamorphosis" and the legend behind the Kanamara Matsuri (A Japanese festival where they celebrate a metal d***o forged by a blacksmith that they used to break the teeth of a dick-hungry vagina demon. Best part of all... I am not in any way making this up. *Japan*) I also liked the mention of the Beretta... I really like those pistols, they feel very natural, and I feel like a better shot than usual when I have one; all the better for cappin dem bejayjay parasites.

[Baby Ricochet]

I have read metamorphosis but I've not heard of that festival. Sounds like a hoot.

[Inda]

We got a stage five clinger! Great piece Ricochet, love the darker tone to it, not as humorous, but i like it!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you inda

[justjenn_2u]

Awesome and humorous rant of an unwanted lass. This has me laughing as I kept reading wanting to see more of what you had to say. This has rhyme and reason, for sure. But you need to get an Xbox ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! No doubt. Thanks for stopping by.

[ur_ginger_girl]

lol, This is really funny.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you ginger

[Alicia Schroeder]

Lmao! You got me cracking up.. Great humor in this write.. Well done

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Alicia

[Tai Ryens]

Ahh, I love your Author's Notes, they're amusing. Once again you never fail to make me laugh, well done indeed!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Tai

[Shane Hogan Poetry]

I don't own an x-box hahaha! This is seriously good stuff, I enjoy this humour immensely!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Shane

[Marie]

This thing is obviously trying to put down some roots. You need to get rid of it any way you can.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! That's for sure

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

We all adore your roots Br, a bracing piece that reads like a pathway through the disturbed, fascinating, well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Thomas