Black Friday (Oh No Not Again)

Tis the season to riot at the mall

She's gonna drag me to the mall
Time for Christmas shopping
I'll piss and moan and b***h and groan
There's no hope of stopping

She'll drag me into chick stores
She'll march me up and down
She'll make me carry packages
That weigh five hundred pounds

She'll use me like a bulldozer
To plow over the crowds
She'll never let me stop for food
No slacking is allowed

She'll spend ungodly hours
Shopping for navel rings
Look baby do you like this one
Yes please buy anything

She'll ask me about chick clothing
I have no bloody clue
I like it tight with lots of skin
For grandma that won't do

She'll buy about a thousand gifts
and run me through the floor
It's her joy we go together
that's what I do it for

She's my girl and I do love her
so yes I'll be her mule
It's worth it just to see her smile
for I'm her love sick fool

Author's Note

Black Friday, Ugghhhh

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

i never even go out of my house on black friday...it is too crazy...and i don't feel like getting run over...

so i'll pass....

this poem says it all...a worst nightmare...getting dragged shopping...

happy turkey day, BR..

jacob

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jacob. Happy Thanks Giving