Emo boy

I hit on a dude 
looked like a chick
Little emo boy
androgyny trick

He looked so pretty
in black skinny jeans
with his blow job lips
begging for me

I swear he had tits
and a tight little a*s
but I was shitfaced
I should have passed

I staggered on over
hey girl what's up
He looked at me
said holy f**k

A giant drunk redneck
is hitting on me
Should I be flattered
or run for for the trees

At once I realized
he was a dude
didn't know what to say
didn't wanna be rude

I started to laugh
because it was funny
bought him a beer
now he's my buddy

It was my bad
what can I say
when I get fucked up
I wanna get laid

Can't tell the difference
between pretty boys
who look like the girls
I chase and annoy

So for the next time
I don't play the idgit
My girl put me on
A three beer limit

Author's Note

It is true I'm on a three beer limit but not for confusing genders and because today is veterans day the boss gave me an all I can drink pass. I might delete this when I'm sober
because it might not be funny then. We'll see. Thanks

Reviews

[Trevor Jay Bloodworth]

WOW. I'm literally laughing at this. The funniest part is the truth behind it hahaha.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Trevor

[Mark]

It's funny LOL Good thing you weren't so drunk you couldn't tell until you got a handful. *snicker*

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you mark

[Sami Khalil]

Laughter is a medicine and you are the right doc...Bravo , sir on another great one ...:)...............

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you simi

[Baby Ricochet]

sami..............

[Baby Ricochet]

Simi Sami could be your new handle, or not

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha...You are welcome doc...:)..............

[Joyce S. Greene]

I think the guys who look like girls (such as the one in your pic) are asking to be hit on by members of their own sex. All they have to do is look in the mirror! Don't feel embarrassed, BR, it is kind of funny!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you joyce

[Jack...]

It may not be funny then but it sure is funny now. Always from your pen flows my laughter.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you jack

[Nia Hope]

Lol I know how you feel I get confused too, especially at my school, it's even worse because some of the girls look like guys :[ lol great poem

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you ankara

[Rita L. Sev]

Well, I am sober, and it's pretty funny to me! I'm sure this scene has actually happened, and I hope that when it has, it too ends with the "redneck" and the emo boy becoming pals!

[Baby Ricochet]

I'd like to think so. Thanks Rita

[Tate Morgan]

LOL hahaha oh hell This reminds of Ross Perot when he was running for president he said"I showed up for the debate with The president and Clinton .They were putting so much makeup on that Bush fellow I dint know whether to Kiss him or shake his hand ?" lol

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thanks Tate

[Chris]

laughing here... yeah, it's funny.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you chris

[Chris]

well...HELL, it IS!

[Angi]

This is frickin' hilarious, baby. There are some times you just can't tell the difference, even sober. Angi~

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you angi