It is true I'm on a three beer limit but not for confusing genders and because today is veterans day the boss gave me an all I can drink pass. I might delete this when I'm sober
because it might not be funny then. We'll see. Thanks
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I'm with Muse on this one, hate boys that are prettier than me, and you should know better Baby, also the 'boss' statement was just as entertaining as your poem...who knew?
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
A man's home may be his castle but the queen is in charge
Oh my? REALLY??? First off...if there's no a*s...it's probably a he...not a SHE. Just trying to help...for next time. Cause next time he might like dudes...and what then? I hate dudes that are prettier than me "just saying"
It is quite funny. Because of the type of bar that I work in, one with original bands on weekends and big, regular guys on weekdays, I have actually seen this play out several times. I don't know if "emo" is still a thing... around here anyway, but some of the guys in the bands are young and their pants are tight and their hair is long... but they're actually cool dudes too and totally make friends with anybody. So as silly a poem this is, it is also completely believable.
[except for one thing, I hope to God that you were not put on a 3 beer limit by your girl... for any reason. No women should make laws over a man like that. It is bullshit and it pisses me off.
Hahaahahah lmao this is hilarious! It's true emo boys are so annoying! They think they're being all hardcore when really they're the biggest p*****s -_-
This is really good. I am really into the scene chicks with short hair myself. I always try to make sure they are girls cuz honestly, it is getting harder to tell. I have been mistaken before lol.
This is a very humorous piece, Mark. And as embarrassing as it is, I recommend keeping it up as a reminder to not over-drink. Great rhyme and flow, and that first stanza is absolutely brilliant. One of your best here, in my opinion. Well done.
"i know what i am i'm a man, but so is Lola, L o L a Lola...
was good you could get a friendship from it.
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
That's a great song. I read somewhere it's based on their manager getting hammered one night and pic.. read moreThat's a great song. I read somewhere it's based on their manager getting hammered one night and picking up a transvestite.
I honestly thought this was a clever write! It tells a story that possibly some could relate to and yes, some people should be put on a three beer limit because by exceeding your limit can make you regret things the next day. This was funny though and it made me smile :) Don't delete, please? This was too good!
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
People like it so it stays up. Thank you Svetlana
11 Years Ago
You're welcome :) And the guy in the photo you chose is so adorable...and hot! Must I say :)
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