Emo boy

Emo boy

A Poem by Baby Ricochet



I hit on a dude 
looked like a chick
Little emo boy
androgyny trick

He looked so pretty
in black skinny jeans
with his blow job lips
begging for me

I swear he had tits
and a tight little a*s
but I was shitfaced
I should have passed

I staggered on over
hey girl what's up
He looked at me
said holy f**k

A giant drunk redneck
is hitting on me
Should I be flattered
or run for for the trees

At once I realized
he was a dude
didn't know what to say
didn't wanna be rude

I started to laugh
because it was funny
bought him a beer
now he's my buddy

It was my bad
what can I say
when I get fucked up
I wanna get laid

Can't tell the difference
between pretty boys
who look like the girls
I chase and annoy

So for the next time
I don't play the idgit
My girl put me on
A three beer limit











© 2013 Baby Ricochet


Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
It is true I'm on a three beer limit but not for confusing genders and because today is veterans day the boss gave me an all I can drink pass. I might delete this when I'm sober
because it might not be funny then. We'll see. Thanks

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I'm with Muse on this one, hate boys that are prettier than me, and you should know better Baby, also the 'boss' statement was just as entertaining as your poem...who knew?

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

A man's home may be his castle but the queen is in charge
Frieda P

11 Years Ago

Smart man...................
Oh my? REALLY??? First off...if there's no a*s...it's probably a he...not a SHE. Just trying to help...for next time. Cause next time he might like dudes...and what then? I hate dudes that are prettier than me "just saying"

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

LOL! Thank you Muse
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Ees
It is quite funny. Because of the type of bar that I work in, one with original bands on weekends and big, regular guys on weekdays, I have actually seen this play out several times. I don't know if "emo" is still a thing... around here anyway, but some of the guys in the bands are young and their pants are tight and their hair is long... but they're actually cool dudes too and totally make friends with anybody. So as silly a poem this is, it is also completely believable.

[except for one thing, I hope to God that you were not put on a 3 beer limit by your girl... for any reason. No women should make laws over a man like that. It is bullshit and it pisses me off.

Anyway, this was cute, nice work!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you Ees
Hahaahahah lmao this is hilarious! It's true emo boys are so annoying! They think they're being all hardcore when really they're the biggest p*****s -_-

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you Siren
This is really good. I am really into the scene chicks with short hair myself. I always try to make sure they are girls cuz honestly, it is getting harder to tell. I have been mistaken before lol.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thanks for stopping by Hayden
Oh my......... lol just broke a barrier I didn't know existed, Rico

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

lol! Thanks Annabelle
This is a very humorous piece, Mark. And as embarrassing as it is, I recommend keeping it up as a reminder to not over-drink. Great rhyme and flow, and that first stanza is absolutely brilliant. One of your best here, in my opinion. Well done.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

thank you Will
this reminded me of an old Kinks' song..."Lola"

"i know what i am i'm a man, but so is Lola, L o L a Lola...

was good you could get a friendship from it.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

That's a great song. I read somewhere it's based on their manager getting hammered one night and pic.. read more
jacob erin-cilberto

11 Years Ago

i think that is how it came about, BR....
You got a chuckle out of me.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you Nikole
I honestly thought this was a clever write! It tells a story that possibly some could relate to and yes, some people should be put on a three beer limit because by exceeding your limit can make you regret things the next day. This was funny though and it made me smile :) Don't delete, please? This was too good!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

People like it so it stays up. Thank you Svetlana
I Am Svetlana

11 Years Ago

You're welcome :) And the guy in the photo you chose is so adorable...and hot! Must I say :)

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