Emo boy

I hit on a dude 
looked like a chick
Little emo boy
androgyny trick

He looked so pretty
in black skinny jeans
with his blow job lips
begging for me

I swear he had tits
and a tight little a*s
but I was shitfaced
I should have passed

I staggered on over
hey girl what's up
He looked at me
said holy f**k

A giant drunk redneck
is hitting on me
Should I be flattered
or run for for the trees

At once I realized
he was a dude
didn't know what to say
didn't wanna be rude

I started to laugh
because it was funny
bought him a beer
now he's my buddy

It was my bad
what can I say
when I get fucked up
I wanna get laid

Can't tell the difference
between pretty boys
who look like the girls
I chase and annoy

So for the next time
I don't play the idgit
My girl put me on
A three beer limit

Author's Note

It is true I'm on a three beer limit but not for confusing genders and because today is veterans day the boss gave me an all I can drink pass. I might delete this when I'm sober
because it might not be funny then. We'll see. Thanks

Reviews

[Eddie Phillips]

HAHAHAAHA! I hear you man its hard to tell nowadays. I commend you for writing such a funny bard with a no limit pass.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Eddie

[The Nude Writer]

Happens all too often! Another case for public nudity :) hehe

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you nude writer

[Daffy]

Oops, just read the Author's note, so you have already answered. Clever that anticipating the question. Hmmmm. You must be very proud to be a veteran. I know that all my friends and family are very proud of you all.

[Baby Ricochet]

It's a mixed blessing but I don't regret my service to the Corps for a second. Thank you Daffy

[Daffy]

The last verse is the one. Someone is your friend with the three beer limit. But, will you stick to it? Glad you're friends with him now, and can laugh about it all. I look at his picture, and the clue would be......ok, I'm not sure. Are you sure he is a boy? He could be a boy that wants to be a girl, or he could be a girl that wants to be a boy. It doesn't really matter.....it is the person themselves that is important. I enjoyed the read.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Daffy

[KAOlmsted]

Ha! The boss ;-) Great stuff, Mark. You know what's better than an Emo Boy? TWO Emo Boys xD I'm happy to see you didn't delete this because it was one I have been looking forward to reading, and you did not disappoint.

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Kimmer

[KAOlmsted]

My pleasure ;-)

[QuietlyCrash]

hahaha loove it. Those emo boys take my self esteem down a few notches because they can wear eyeliner better than I can. What a shame. Wonderful job as usual :)
-Riley

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you crash. It's good to see you again

[Dye]

It's those damn skinny jeans. I hate those things on "men". Ugh! Funny as usual Baby!!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Dye

[Pax]

This experience my friend, really do have truthful humor in it. haha, its a funny experience... don't delete it, its a good story to tell someday - fun and entertaining experiences always have an edge.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Mr Pax

[Gaurav Walia]

It's funny that it happened :P and you got an amazing poem out of it. KUDOS!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you gaurav

[Tai Ryens]

I could imagine the frustration! There's also a certain pleasure derived from being the opposite side of the conversation as well, watching them squirm because they just hit on someone of their own gender (which there is nothing wrong with); I find their reactions hilarious. Well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Tai