I wrote this for someone's stupid contest

Just letting off some steam

Great poetry is depressing
That's why my poems suck
I'm either pissed off or funny
So my a*s is outta luck

I wrote this for some contest
I'm never gonna win
Maybe if I blow the judges
That'll give me an in

It's called depressing poetry
For verses oh so sad
I'll enter their f*****g contest
and make the judges mad

My girlfriend's real pissed off at me
So she's not putting out
If that's not enough to bring ya down
What else have I got

Ya know this Monday's Veterans day
and I'm a bloody Veteran
We were deployed to lovely Iraq
When they went sectarian

Don't worry pookey I'll spare details
Maybe another time
If that's not enough to be depressing
This is my last rhyme

Author's Note

If I don't win I at least hope not to be blocked by whomever's contest I'm desecrating

Reviews

[TL Boehm]

levity is a very good thing! Well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks TL. I didn't win the contest

[Eddie Phillips]

Well if you didn't win at least you gave them something to think about

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Eddie

[Tom]

Poetic perfection, this one certainly gets my vote !

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you tom

[Tate Morgan]

Reality at its finest lol

[Baby Ricochet]

I thought so

[Inda]

Maybe you didn't win,
But you ligthened up that depressing contest!

[Baby Ricochet]

that's what I was saying. Thank you inda

[Muse]

I love defiling poetry. I hate structure...I hate the norms. Some call it stupid...but some might call you brilliant.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Muse. It's good to see you

[Patricia B. Hepler]

Truly irreverent ... & I like it!
Seriously - Thank you for your service.
pat~

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you pat

[Tai Ryens]

I must ask, did you get blocked by said contest manager? Twisted humor is the best humor, how lovely! well done, Baby R. Well done indeed.

[Baby Ricochet]

I don't think I have but I haven't checked. thanks TaI

[ewest1220]

I always love your twisted sense of humor. Good write my friend!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you sir

[OnePiece]

Lolz Sounded Fun To Me , I Think Ur Sarcastic Writing Made Her SMile My Friend HEHE
I Like It & No Is Not Sad
Or Depressing Is A Sad Fun Case If u Ask ME

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by onepiece