Would my life be any easier if I had turned out gay Testosterone shoots out my pours I think they play that way I'd stop dressing like a four year old and I would have to shave Would the world come to an end If Ricochet was gay
I'd be my girlfriend's best buddy but she'd be out of luck I'd never touch her special place and she would think that sucked She'd miss the way I play with her I come on like a truck I'd bake a plate of bran muffins and she would be dumbstruck
I could set new fashion trends and get on Project Runway Be kissing Heidi's skanky a*s It's her show all the way I'd stop eyeballing emo chicks I view them as my prey Would it be a security risk If Ricochet was gay
I'm a regular macho dude so I would be a bear But I'm into bodybuilding I shave my body hair What does a bear do anyway S**t in the woods and stare I think the gay ones hang around in leather underwear
So what the hell would life be like if I had turned out gay I guess I'm never gonna know cause I don't swing that way To all the gay dudes in the world You guys are all okay The world is a much brighter place Because we have the gays
Seriously. Think about how much fashion would suck if not for the gays. I'm terminally straight and if I tried to cut cloth with a pair of scissors I'd probably stab myself in the eye.
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Now all I want to do is ask my gay friends about their leather underwear... LOL! A vivid alternate universe you have painted here, Mark - though I think you are just as you should be! Funny, and thought provoking.
Queer eye for the straight guy helped to introduce America to gay taste and it has been uphill ever since. We're all glad you are who you are...and extremely funny.
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
I think I remember that show. I watch project runway religiously. My girlfriend turned me on to it ... read moreI think I remember that show. I watch project runway religiously. My girlfriend turned me on to it . She's always ragging on my taste level because if it's tight and shows a lot of skin on the runway I always seem to like it.
I can just see you on Project Runway! What would you come up with? Haha !!!! We will use marshmallows for our inspiration ~ Whatcha got?
Very funny ! And much love to the gays
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