Would my life be any easier if I had turned out gay Testosterone shoots out my pours I think they play that way I'd stop dressing like a four year old and I would have to shave Would the world come to an end If Ricochet was gay
I'd be my girlfriend's best buddy but she'd be out of luck I'd never touch her special place and she would think that sucked She'd miss the way I play with her I come on like a truck I'd bake a plate of bran muffins and she would be dumbstruck
I could set new fashion trends and get on Project Runway Be kissing Heidi's skanky a*s It's her show all the way I'd stop eyeballing emo chicks I view them as my prey Would it be a security risk If Ricochet was gay
I'm a regular macho dude so I would be a bear But I'm into bodybuilding I shave my body hair What does a bear do anyway S**t in the woods and stare I think the gay ones hang around in leather underwear
So what the hell would life be like if I had turned out gay I guess I'm never gonna know cause I don't swing that way To all the gay dudes in the world You guys are all okay The world is a much brighter place Because we have the gays
Seriously. Think about how much fashion would suck if not for the gays. I'm terminally straight and if I tried to cut cloth with a pair of scissors I'd probably stab myself in the eye.
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And you wouldn't have done other stuff too!!! Giiiiiiiiiiiiirl!!! Dude..Whatever! That would have been so much different! Interesting, but then who would fill one of the macho spots on WC? Like yeah we have dudes, but who's that particular marine dude that's wicked and is as macho as he is? :D ba-barara! Ricochet. Oontz :3
I guess us gals aren't getting any credit for our fashion expertise....just think how different your poetry would be if you were gay Baby, going back to being a Marine.....a whole different perspective.
Women have a lot of fashion expertise, but the poem's a satirical piece about me being gay. (I know .. read moreWomen have a lot of fashion expertise, but the poem's a satirical piece about me being gay. (I know you know that and are just giving me the business :) ) Thanks for stopping by Frieda. I appreciate it
11 Years Ago
Can't pull the wool over your straight arse, can I? ;-)
If Baby R. turned out to be gay I wonder how many females would shave their heads and go on a week long fast...?
I'm glad, macho as you are, that you have no problem with gays...
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
Considering the contributions gays have made to art, literature, fashion and culture homophobia's .. read more Considering the contributions gays have made to art, literature, fashion and culture homophobia's pretty ridiculous. By all means hate on the intelligent, creative people that make this stupid world a color coordinated, tastefully decorated place.
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