Would my life be any easier if I had turned out gay Testosterone shoots out my pours I think they play that way I'd stop dressing like a four year old and I would have to shave Would the world come to an end If Ricochet was gay
I'd be my girlfriend's best buddy but she'd be out of luck I'd never touch her special place and she would think that sucked She'd miss the way I play with her I come on like a truck I'd bake a plate of bran muffins and she would be dumbstruck
I could set new fashion trends and get on Project Runway Be kissing Heidi's skanky a*s It's her show all the way I'd stop eyeballing emo chicks I view them as my prey Would it be a security risk If Ricochet was gay
I'm a regular macho dude so I would be a bear But I'm into bodybuilding I shave my body hair What does a bear do anyway S**t in the woods and stare I think the gay ones hang around in leather underwear
So what the hell would life be like if I had turned out gay I guess I'm never gonna know cause I don't swing that way To all the gay dudes in the world You guys are all okay The world is a much brighter place Because we have the gays
Seriously. Think about how much fashion would suck if not for the gays. I'm terminally straight and if I tried to cut cloth with a pair of scissors I'd probably stab myself in the eye.
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It's good to come back and read a oeuvre like this one. Made me laugh, but also got me thinking about societal standing on homosexuality and how we live our lives. Good flow to this one, although to a certain eye it may seem a bit choppy. Nicely done, my friend.
This .. she types [tries to, laughing], has to be the most pro-gay piece of writing I've read on this site [still laughing] ; now one of your fan club! Thing is, it's not just what you say, nor the pic you add - which is great, [love the shoes, btw], it's the meter, phrasing and all. In fact, its quite a work of high camp art.. brilly-ant! 'I'd stop eyeballing emo chicks ~ I view them as my prey ~ Would it be a security risk ~ If Ricochet was gay .. '
Re. your Author's note: it's not just the fashion world: since history began those wonderfully creative people have given the world music, paintings and sculpture, words and yet more words, theatre, dreams, thought, etc. Even the Mona Lisa is recognised as a man after considerable and expert research. Yet men have dreamed of that enigmatic smile for years. And I'm still smiling.. loudly!
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
It's true about the gays and culture. I don't know why hpmophobes don't think of that. They're to bu.. read moreIt's true about the gays and culture. I don't know why hpmophobes don't think of that. They're to busy being insecure I guess. Thanks for stopping by Emma. I appreciate it
Ha ha! I think you're right, fashion has come a long way because of them. Sorry, I can't see you in heels so it's a good thing you don't swing that way. lol
Funny write! :))
Omg! This was funny as hell. The picture with it was awesome and made me smile as soon as I opened post. Nothing wrong with gay dudes, the good ones do make the world a brighter, happier place.
If you were gay you would probably dress like a stripper and beat homophobes to death. That would be awesome. As it stands, straight Ricochet wrote a pretty awesome poem here.
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