Would my life be any easier if I had turned out gay Testosterone shoots out my pours I think they play that way I'd stop dressing like a four year old and I would have to shave Would the world come to an end If Ricochet was gay
I'd be my girlfriend's best buddy but she'd be out of luck I'd never touch her special place and she would think that sucked She'd miss the way I play with her I come on like a truck I'd bake a plate of bran muffins and she would be dumbstruck
I could set new fashion trends and get on Project Runway Be kissing Heidi's skanky a*s It's her show all the way I'd stop eyeballing emo chicks I view them as my prey Would it be a security risk If Ricochet was gay
I'm a regular macho dude so I would be a bear But I'm into bodybuilding I shave my body hair What does a bear do anyway S**t in the woods and stare I think the gay ones hang around in leather underwear
So what the hell would life be like if I had turned out gay I guess I'm never gonna know cause I don't swing that way To all the gay dudes in the world You guys are all okay The world is a much brighter place Because we have the gays
Seriously. Think about how much fashion would suck if not for the gays. I'm terminally straight and if I tried to cut cloth with a pair of scissors I'd probably stab myself in the eye.
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LOL OMG! I have not been able to read much over the last few months due to duty but man I needed this laugh. You had me cracking up the whole way through. Thanks for this one bro!
I adore your take on what being gay is about, I do agree with one statement, you are terminally straight - have you ever heard of the Wilde quote, "Do not criticize what you can't understand".
Posted 10 Years Ago
10 Years Ago
Lol! I've not read that one by Wilde. He was great with the one liners though. Morrissey is a huge f.. read moreLol! I've not read that one by Wilde. He was great with the one liners though. Morrissey is a huge fan of Wilde and he's quick with the flip remarks too. Morrissey is a brilliant writer
I think you'd look very sweet in that blonde wig...
But I'll bet you couldn't walk in those shoes!!
Posted 11 Years Ago
10 Years Ago
LOL! Probably not. Thanks for stopping by Angel. I appreciate it
10 Years Ago
Are you kidding? With a title like that, and YOU as the author...I just had to check it out.
.. read moreAre you kidding? With a title like that, and YOU as the author...I just had to check it out.
OH...and about the shoes? Don't worry, Luv...I couldn't walk in the damned things either...
LOL...this really is funny stuff!! I don't care what anyone's sexual preference is. People are people and everyone should be treated as equals. You have a very sarcastic sense of humor....and I find it refreshing, funny as hell and I LIKE IT!!!
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