Why do we do it

Another quickie

Chicks are always cold
Chicks are always hot
Chicks are always bitching
about crap they haven't got

Chicks can drive you crazy
Fill your life with pain
She may be a beauty
but she could be insane

Guys are no better
All we do is lie
We just gotta get some
For p***y we connive

We will do anything
to toss her taco pie
If there stands a reason
We're horny is what's why

It's a bloody wonder
We connect at all
and no one ever reads
the writing on the wall

Author's Note

I made it up driving back from Tampa so blame I 275's rush hour traffic

Reviews

[Tate Morgan]

Hormones always win always. Abstinence never worked never will. survival always wins.

[Frieda P]

That song comes to mind 'let's talk about SEX' baby, let's talk about you and me'................

[Baby Ricochet]

Salt N Peppa did it. Thank you Frieda

[Mark]

LOL rush hour composing? Good way to commit suicide bud! Great poem though. Sex is the reason we're what? 7 billion strong so far?

[Baby Ricochet]

That's the ticket. Thanks Mark

[Rita L. Sev]

Some may say this is crude, but truth is not very pretty - great poem, Mark!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rita

[Rene Velez]

connections, some famous and not so famous, but we all feed the beast within, LOL, good one

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rene

[Sami Khalil]

We don't have to go to the stars to fing answers . It is all here and you have penned a true one...Bravo.......

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Sami

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:).........

[Angi]

I have a husband to squish bugs, open jars, warm my feet when it is cold (I try to wiggle my toes up under his junk, but he fights that) and givs me some loving once in a while. That is why I do it. You would have to ask him why (in the world) he does it. Another fun piece, Baby! Angi~

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Angi

[Ohhhwillow]

"It's a bloody wonder we connect at all" - truly, gay couples make so much sense.. we still feel the deep desire for companionship, straight or otherwise however! Always appreciate your quickies Baby!

[Baby Ricochet]

Gays are at least on the same page. Men and women aren't even in the same library half the time

[Sarah Lynn]

I LOVE this! It is all SO true , every last bit of it !!! Great job!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Sarah

[Sarah Lynn]

You're welcome

[s y e]

Nice one BR - this is so true!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Noodle