Two Vampire Senryus
A Poem by
Baby Ricochet
Vampires
© 2013 Baby Ricochet
Author's Note
C'mon. Who doesn't love "The Count?" Jehovah Witness kids weren't allowed to watch Sesame Street because of him. No wonder those dip shits can't count
Reviews
Very Cute!...you had me laughing my a*s off! thanks BR. :)
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
Thank you quill
11 Years Ago
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LOVE the Count! (the puppeteer that did his voice recently died... so sad!) Also ove Grandpa Munster... ;) These are great senryus, a lot of fun. Thanks for the smiles, Mark!
Posted 11 Years Ago
LOVE the Count! (the puppeteer that did his voice recently died... so sad!) Also ove Grandpa Munster... ;) These are great senryus, a lot of fun. Thanks for the smiles, Mark!
11 Years Ago
My pleasure Rita
I loved the Count. I can't imagine that children wren't allowed to watch Sesame sStreet because of him. Not only can't they not count, they can't think...
Posted 11 Years Ago
I loved the Count. I can't imagine that children wren't allowed to watch Sesame sStreet because of him. Not only can't they not count, they can't think...
11 Years Ago
Religious Zealots are a special kind of stupid
I am with you on that. The Count is the BOMB DIGGITY
Posted 11 Years Ago
I am with you on that. The Count is the BOMB DIGGITY
11 Years Ago
The count rules
I am the count. And do you know why they call me the count? Because I like to count. 1...2...3
Very cool my friend.
Posted 11 Years Ago
I am the count. And do you know why they call me the count? Because I like to count. 1...2...3
Very cool my friend.
11 Years Ago
The count was your buddy when you were five and that never changes
Count me in ;) cute write!
Posted 11 Years Ago
Count me in ;) cute write!
11 Years Ago
Thank you Sarah
Grandpa and The Count...who could hope to argue with that?
Posted 11 Years Ago
Grandpa and The Count...who could hope to argue with that?
11 Years Ago
Thank you Pete
No contest at all, The Count wins in all ways.
Posted 11 Years Ago
No contest at all, The Count wins in all ways.
11 Years Ago
Yes he does. Thank you Tai
Lmao.
Challenging me to a duel?
Edward versus the Count
Stakes at sunset.
Okay, five past sunset.
First, I need a cup of Joe
He's hard to catch.
Posted 11 Years Ago
Lmao.
Challenging me to a duel?
Edward versus the Count
Stakes at sunset.
Okay, five past sunset.
First, I need a cup of Joe
He's hard to catch.
11 Years Ago
LOL! Thank you pride
What's not to love about the count? Fun and witty Baby!
Posted 11 Years Ago
What's not to love about the count? Fun and witty Baby!
11 Years Ago
Thank you Dye
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Added on October 19, 2013
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