Two Vampire Senryus

Two Vampire Senryus

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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Vampires

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 I Spooked Dracula
With a loaf of garlic bread
Man what a p***y



My own Opinion
Who was the greatest vampire
There is no contest


© 2013 Baby Ricochet


Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
C'mon. Who doesn't love "The Count?" Jehovah Witness kids weren't allowed to watch Sesame Street because of him. No wonder those dip shits can't count

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Very Cute!...you had me laughing my a*s off! thanks BR. :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you quill
Quill~

11 Years Ago

~~~~~~~~ :) ~~~~~~~~~
LOVE the Count! (the puppeteer that did his voice recently died... so sad!) Also ove Grandpa Munster... ;) These are great senryus, a lot of fun. Thanks for the smiles, Mark!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

My pleasure Rita
I loved the Count. I can't imagine that children wren't allowed to watch Sesame sStreet because of him. Not only can't they not count, they can't think...

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Religious Zealots are a special kind of stupid
I am with you on that. The Count is the BOMB DIGGITY

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

The count rules
I am the count. And do you know why they call me the count? Because I like to count. 1...2...3

Very cool my friend.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

The count was your buddy when you were five and that never changes
Count me in ;) cute write!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you Sarah
Grandpa and The Count...who could hope to argue with that?

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you Pete
No contest at all, The Count wins in all ways.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Yes he does. Thank you Tai
Lmao.

Challenging me to a duel?
Edward versus the Count
Stakes at sunset.
Okay, five past sunset.
First, I need a cup of Joe
He's hard to catch.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

LOL! Thank you pride
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Dye
What's not to love about the count? Fun and witty Baby!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you Dye

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Added on October 19, 2013
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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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