Two Vampire Senryus

Vampires

 I Spooked Dracula
With a loaf of garlic bread
Man what a p***y



My own Opinion
Who was the greatest vampire
There is no contest

Author's Note

C'mon. Who doesn't love "The Count?" Jehovah Witness kids weren't allowed to watch Sesame Street because of him. No wonder those dip shits can't count

Reviews

[Eddie Phillips]

Whenever I need a good laugh man you deliver. I loved the count. True he looked like a black exploitation film pimp but hey he taught us how to count.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Yes he did. Thanks man

[ur_ginger_girl]

any vampire is better than Edward Cullen, but yeah, the count is awesome. This is a really cool poem. I'm glad I'm not the only that writes poetry about random stuff.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Ginger

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hhaha i loved the count he rules!!!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you vidya

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome

[Tom]

Old Drac won't trouble you I reckon !

A charming take on Nosferatu himself !

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you tom

[Kenaz]

That puppet taught me how to count. The first one was hilarious by itself too haha

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Kenaz

[Jordan]

That's funny enough... :)

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Jordan

[Patricia B. Hepler]

Grandpa & The Count- what a pair! Ha! Love these :-)
pat~

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Pat. It's good to see you again

[Inda]

Haha!Now, that's hilarious!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you inda

[Brian Angeles]

HAHA this was funny even if i never saw the show

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you thorn

[Cassie]

ahahahaha....I first saw the very first pic and awww it is scary, then the poem is good as always and the last pic, got me laughing.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Cassie