On Hallowenn (Not anymore ya don't)

Remember when Halloween was fun?

Halloween is round the corner
and I can't play my tricks
Like crashing into costume parties
and picking up drunk chicks

No hammered horny Tinkerbell
No banging drunk Snow White
No running off with Cinderella
into the hallowed night

No drinking games with crazy girls
No more shots and shooters
No more kinky Asian porn
On my old computer

No more passing out in alleys
from drugs that I partake
My brain cells need a funeral
My body's at the wake

No more cops and no more tasers
No midnight prowler ride
No more falling off of bridges
To wash up with the tide

Perchance it seems I'm getting old
The party I've outgrown
and I have a full time girlfriend
who keeps my a*s at home

She knows how much I love to play
On me she'll keep an eye
She'll be watching like the warden
so nothing can slip by

Our Halloween will be at home
I'll let my liver rest
and hand out candy to the kids
I think it's for the best

Author's Note

Halloween ain't just for kids baby. It's the only holiday that can go from good clean family fun to out and out debauchery in just a few hours. You're not getting that on Christmas.

Reviews

[nostal]

Kinky asian porn XD
Nice.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by Sal. I appreciate it

[Dye]

The good ole days. So many funny things in this one. Nothing wrong with keeping porn though- come on, you're still human! But I can see moving on from the rest of that stuff.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Dye

[Rita L. Sev]

Yes, I think that's for the best too... Halloween changes as we age, that's for sure! Great rhythm and rhyme in this, Mark.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rita

[Epipsychologist]

I think this is my new favorite poem of yours. Also, I feel the same way. Last year was reckless. This one's looking quiet.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Epipsychologist. It's good to here from you

[Epipsychologist]

Thanks Baby. I'll be around. Also that picture is perfect for this poem.

[Cody Williams]

Great write! Completely agree with Mark! Thanks for sharing!

-CW

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Cody

[Cody Williams]

no problem

[Lina Grey]

I'm sure you could have some fun with your girlfriend, even though it wouldn't be the same. Just not while handing out candy to children- that might scar them. good write Baby :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Lina

[Mark]

Heh, great write as always. You got a natural talent for rhyme.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Mark

[Lydia Shutter]

Very cute...loved the rhyming and rhythm. Halloween has different connotations for different age groups. Having children changes everything! Lydi**

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Lydia

[joshua deathdealer]

lol Funny read and I liked the flow. Anything to avoid the cops and their tasers.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Joshua

[Dr. Wood ?]

bloody brilliant!

YES.....

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Dr wood