On Hallowenn (Not anymore ya don't)

Remember when Halloween was fun?

Halloween is round the corner
and I can't play my tricks
Like crashing into costume parties
and picking up drunk chicks

No hammered horny Tinkerbell
No banging drunk Snow White
No running off with Cinderella
into the hallowed night

No drinking games with crazy girls
No more shots and shooters
No more kinky Asian porn
On my old computer

No more passing out in alleys
from drugs that I partake
My brain cells need a funeral
My body's at the wake

No more cops and no more tasers
No midnight prowler ride
No more falling off of bridges
To wash up with the tide

Perchance it seems I'm getting old
The party I've outgrown
and I have a full time girlfriend
who keeps my a*s at home

She knows how much I love to play
On me she'll keep an eye
She'll be watching like the warden
so nothing can slip by

Our Halloween will be at home
I'll let my liver rest
and hand out candy to the kids
I think it's for the best

Author's Note

Halloween ain't just for kids baby. It's the only holiday that can go from good clean family fun to out and out debauchery in just a few hours. You're not getting that on Christmas.

Reviews

[Commanda Panda]

Who needs holidays to play drinking games with horny chicks? Real pimps just get em fucked up and fucked whenever.

[Baby Ricochet]

It's the spirit that counts

[Commanda Panda]

I'm always in a Holloween spirit, but they kick me out when I wear a mask at a bank or a grocery store.

[Corset]

aww, no TP for the bungalow? :( well there is always next year to look forward too...besides the tricks Tinkerbell would play on you might not be as pleasant as they sound, girl friends are much better, they know what is your favorite candy :)

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure. Thank you Corset

[lee von cleef]

Biting
Tips
For
Candy corn.

Headlights on, Snowing down south,


And you added a great picture too.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by cleef

[Tai Ryens]

Don't forget sneaking a few candies for yourself!

[Baby Ricochet]

Of course. Thanks Tai

[Sheila Kline]

Halloween for a "big boy" is not quite the same as spooky night fun as a "little boy"
- sounds like that gal has you in the right place at the right time!
Great write with spot on rhyme!! Yes, Halloween is not quite what it used to be!! And thank goodness we don't get the same type of activity on Christmas!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Once a year is plenty. Thank you Sheila

[Marie]

I'm dong even better than you Baby R.--I'm gong to the church to hand out candy...

[Baby Ricochet]

That is better. Thanks for stopping by Marie

[OTownPete]

I just love the fact that showing up on your page will always offer up something unexpected but well received. You told me that you write to entertain and I would have to say that you are quite successful in reaching that objective. A fun read bro. Your friend in words, Pete

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you pete

[Pryde Foltz]

HAHAHA. You are a horn dog;) A very amusing and scary write. Loved the poem and the puking pumpkin.

[Baby Ricochet]

THANK YOU PRYDE

[Pryde Foltz]

They were big laughs.....

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Oh this says a lot! (he he).... I can't see you sitting at home giving out candy... that's just... strange! lol
Your lady is one awesome gal to have tamed the great Ricochet! WOW! lol
As always...nicely done! ~xoxo~:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Robbie

[Robbie~xoxo~]

My pleasure, baby. :D

[Tate Morgan]

Staying home with her is always better than drunk with the boys And you ll still be able to walk the next day "OR NOT LOL"

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thank you Tate