Conspiracy America

We Americans are obsessed with conspiracies so naturally there's an army of pundits feeding at our paranoia trough

Americans love conspiracies
Theories or outright lies
Bigfoot was on the grassy knoll
under UFO filled skies

Jews blew up the world trade center
Free masons told them to
Israeli agents flew the planes
All this Obama knew

Global warming's an evil plot
To jack the price of gas
Obama's in cahoots with oil
to keep us underclass

The CIA has aliens
in area fifty one
They use telepathic brainwaves
To spy on everyone

The secret Illuminati
Control all of the banks
They have a secret Army waiting
To run us down with tanks

There's floride in our water
That's used for mind control
It gets inside your DNA
That's always been their goal

The flying saucers have landed
on the white house lawn
They've instilled their secret agent
To make us all their pawns

Barrack Obama's an alien
Illuminati stooge
Believe me when I tell you so
I saw it on Fox news

Author's Note

Capchya is Trisect, Tri-sect Tri= 3. three numbers, 666, the sign of Satan.
Sect= elite group, like the secret illuminati who are all jews and installed Obama in the white house. So Trisect is a subliminal message for Obama is the sign of the devil and a tool for Israeli world domination. If Glen Beck was still working his show he'd run with a theory like this in a second

Reviews

[Frieda P]

HA, too funny, your author's note is just as hysterical as your poem Baby....of course it's all true-the News, especially FOX never lies..................

[Baby Ricochet]

FOX never lies. They just run political pundits flapping their gums instead of doing any journalism. Thank you Rita

[Frieda P]

Again with the Rita! haha and sure, sure....

[Baby Ricochet]

Sorry Frieda.

[Frieda P]

No problemo but you're gonna piss Rita off soon, she's the happy one. :-)

[Rita L. Sev]

Pretty hard to piss me off... :)

[Frieda P]

I almost forgot you fart rainbows and unicorns ;-P lol

[Rita L. Sev]

LOL! ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

She does?! Holy Christ she might crap out a pot of gold

[Rita L. Sev]

I'll let you know when that happens... ;) So far, it's just been a lot of damn sunshine and lollipops...

[Frieda P]

LOL.................

[Rita L. Sev]

LOL! Seriously laughing my butt off here, Mark - at the absurd truth of your poem (Americans and their conspiracies...) and at your note. I have a cousin who believes these things, actually investigates UFO sightings and was convinced that Obama was evil because - his words - "His middle name is Hussein!" Um... yeah, that's genius reasoning. I told him that if that were the case, I must be a virgin because my middle name is Mary...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rita

[Baby Ricochet]

I have a buddy of mine who's a conspiracy nut too. He drives me crazy but I still love him.

[Rita L. Sev]

Yes, same - I love him, but can't read his crazy facebook posts anymore! :)

[Joyce S. Greene]

ROFL. BR. This is a bloody riot! I visited Roswell one time and had to sign a waiver saying if I was bitten by a snake, they weren't responsible. I wonder if Obama channels instructions to those snakes? Your meter and rhyme add to your poem's charm - just a delightful romp through mass paranoia. I loved it. (Do you suspect that there's a conspiracy going on with WC's point rating system? I've written six lines and am only eligible for 3 points. For some poems I write 1 and a half lines and they say I'll get 5. What the heck's going on here?)

[Baby Ricochet]

The point systems on the WC are algorithms running amok. Thanks for stopping by Joyce. It's always a pleasure to hear from you

[Joyce S. Greene]

Hi, BR. I think I'm going to turn 94 and accumlate 1500 points simultaneously!

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

well you have an innate ability to make us wonder!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Thomas

[Dye]

What?...you saying this s**t isn't for real?? I read it on the internet, they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true. lol

[Baby Ricochet]

IT"S ALL TRUE. Glen Beck said so. If you can't trust a guy who cries while drawing s**t on a chalk board on a news network like FOX who can you trust

[OTownPete]

Can't honestly say I choose to argue with any of the points made in this doozy.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL. Thank you Pete

[Plume de flamme]

You use tongue and cheek and rhyme to deliver a very serious message. Strong as always.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Plume

[Jack...]

I always thought the UFO's brought poets to this earth. Hmmm, I'll have to check my book of origin again...oh crap, I left it on Seti Alpha 5.

Wild about the captcha...

[Baby Ricochet]

Different UFO's bring poets. It's in Men in Black 3