Conspiracy America

We Americans are obsessed with conspiracies so naturally there's an army of pundits feeding at our paranoia trough

Americans love conspiracies
Theories or outright lies
Bigfoot was on the grassy knoll
under UFO filled skies

Jews blew up the world trade center
Free masons told them to
Israeli agents flew the planes
All this Obama knew

Global warming's an evil plot
To jack the price of gas
Obama's in cahoots with oil
to keep us underclass

The CIA has aliens
in area fifty one
They use telepathic brainwaves
To spy on everyone

The secret Illuminati
Control all of the banks
They have a secret Army waiting
To run us down with tanks

There's floride in our water
That's used for mind control
It gets inside your DNA
That's always been their goal

The flying saucers have landed
on the white house lawn
They've instilled their secret agent
To make us all their pawns

Barrack Obama's an alien
Illuminati stooge
Believe me when I tell you so
I saw it on Fox news

Author's Note

Capchya is Trisect, Tri-sect Tri= 3. three numbers, 666, the sign of Satan.
Sect= elite group, like the secret illuminati who are all jews and installed Obama in the white house. So Trisect is a subliminal message for Obama is the sign of the devil and a tool for Israeli world domination. If Glen Beck was still working his show he'd run with a theory like this in a second

Reviews

[Joe_VILOT_]

hilarious so utterly subtle and subliminal the truth they say hurts yet to who?

57755755/57755755

a (trisect?) sign the peace sign correct me if am mistakin it

[ur_ginger_girl]

This is awesome, I believe some of the conspiracies, but this is still funny.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you ginger

[Daniel Sala]

Ha, ha , ha. And again: Ha, ha, ha. So it's all true then?! I don't know which is better, the poem or your Author's note.
You should be working on Ancient Aliens: they leave no utter baseless rubbish untold, in voices fit for incredulous children, especially the guy with the weird hair and painted-on beard.
Dear oh dear, yet again, thanks for making the day more than worthwhile... You are a very talented man.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Daniel

[Daniel Sala]

A real pleasure, thank you.

[KAOlmsted]

Ha, yeah, except you twisted it around to make the right look like the whackadoos when we all know it was the left who came up with all of that about GW Bush, now don't we ;-) Not taking sides, just saying. Where there are politics, there will be whackadoos, just get it straight *laugh* (please bear in mind I don't watch TV so...my data is from, like, 6 years ago xD) And nice conspiracy theory in your author's note, too...Glen Beck doesn't have a show anymore? That's a shame.

xoxo

[Baby Ricochet]

He had some kind of problem with his voice and couldn't do his tirades anymore. After his show was off the air he confided in an interview that he wished he hadn't been so negative and had used his air time in a more positive way. I'm sure he's still a conservative and that's fine. Like everyone in this country he's entitled to whatever political views he likes. So far as Bush and the Neocons go we all know who's brilliant f*****g idea it was to Invade Iraq don't we? As far as I'm concerned their legacy starts and ends right there. Completely ignore what few experts exist in your administration on a volatile region of the world and invade on trumped up intelligence based on a fantasy by Paul Wolfowitz that the Iraqis couldn't wait to have the s**t bombed out of their country. Honestly I can't think of any citizenry of any nation no matter who crappy who thinks air strikes increase the real estate value of their neighborhoods. It doesn't matter who's dropping the bombs. They all blow s**t up the same way and whoever they're landing is going to want payback. The bombing campaigns of WWII proved that. Anyway, Thanks for reading my poem Kimmer. It's always a pleasure to hear from you.

[Baby Ricochet]

Goddamn typos. Maybe I need different fingers

[KAOlmsted]

Your fingers are fine ;-) My pleasure, Mark.

[TL Boehm]

Oh yes, the Masons. They put their symbols on all our money you know! This is an awesome write! Loved it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you TL

[Raya]

Yup... sounds like Amurica :P

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by Raya. I appreciate it.

[ANTO]

LOL - we luv you guys and your conspiracies - we all love jumping on board one after the other because we don't have too many in Ireland that won't actually get you killed if you poke your nose in too far.
Funny write BR - enjoyed immensely from my cocoon in the Matrix

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you ANTO

[Debbie_Philly]

HA.... I love this... and the rhyming flowed flawlessly..... great job.... yea touchy subject.... I'm some where in between I think...lol ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Debbie

[Debbie_Philly]

Your welcome :)

[Pax]

Conspiracy theories are always a wide debate, this theories needs more, and more proof... I guess many people are always fascinated with mysterious events, mysterious circumstances, we as humans are explorers of what's beyond, we seeks something that we often times didn't see, we create, we manipulate theories but with all that... we need to be tactful, observed what needs to be understand, think and bring your heart along with it...

this is really fascinating views my friend...
I like the structure and rhyming, you always good at that...
keep it up!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you mr pax

[Tai Ryens]

Conspiracy theories are all bullshit, and I must say you writing about them is like bullshit with a much, MUCH more pleasant scent. I especially admire how you ridiculed the mere concept of Illuminati, alike to how all the supporters have for evidence are Fox News episodes and YouTube videos, both of which are extremely unreliable. I enjoyed this, well done, well done!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Tai