Haters

Am I a poet? Whatever

 

Posting my rhymes on the WC

Sometimes they're  quite profound
and then there are the other ones

I shouldn't have written down

 

 I count out all my syllables 

 rhyme all of the right words
and then my hater critics say

I write for mindless herds

 

I'm childish and insensitive
Misogynistic beast

Some jerk off gives me static

for words that I unleashed

 

Opinions are like Hemorrhoids

Every a*****e has one

We live in a world of haters

No good to anyone

 

The haters try to tear you down

Convince you that you suck

Don't let some hater f**k you up  

Don't be another shmuck

 

Some bombastic whiney a*****e

Tries to put you in your place

I Goddamn guarantee you

They won't say it to your face

 

Haters are a bunch of p*****s

That's why they're all on line
Cause they don't have the cajones

To say it in real time

 

I'll post a picture of my nut sack

So haters can put their tongues 
up against their PC screens

Now don't that sound like fun

 

Though that may seem crass to some

It fits within my niche

A message for all you nasty haters 

I'll make you all my b***h

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

Wise man say: Fuck em if they can't take a joke

Reviews

[Mia]

Haha! Wise man is right! I'll have to send my haters to the picture of your nut sack...unfortunately I don't have my own!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! I've had a few. Thanks for stopping by mia

[Laminators Dubai]

thats right!
who care if they dissagree?
not us...
loved it!! ^^

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you glitch

[ANTO]

That is a rant and tirade and I will not condone it.
Hah! Get it out of ye BR!!! my friend...

[Marie]

That's what Baby R. does; he rants. He can't help it--he was suckled by wolves...

[ANTO]

Hah - Romulus is what the 'R' really stands for then Marie ;)

[Khaled A Khunaifer]

Haters hate .. that's how it works, if you make it a big deal, that only exist in mind .. free your mind, and let it pass by, we all know the feel, confined?

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by

[Pryde Foltz]

Promises, promises, Baby. I kid. Another bite of brilliance.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you pryde

[Plume de flamme]

Any poem with the word 'cajones' is fine with me. Pen on, baby.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you pouty plum

[Eddie Phillips]

LOL I loved it man. I get your niche in poetry.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Eddie

[Dye]

Wow-- another classy well thought out piece of poetry LMAO-- Okay, so maybe more like a funny piece of work. Rants are always fun.

[Baby Ricochet]

They are. Thank you dye

[Joyce S. Greene]

Funny, BR, you have always come off as shy and refined to me. lol Now are you really p-o'd or just joshing?

[Baby Ricochet]

Just having some fun.