Haters

Am I a poet? Whatever

 

Posting my rhymes on the WC

Sometimes they're  quite profound
and then there are the other ones

I shouldn't have written down

 

 I count out all my syllables 

 rhyme all of the right words
and then my hater critics say

I write for mindless herds

 

I'm childish and insensitive
Misogynistic beast

Some jerk off gives me static

for words that I unleashed

 

Opinions are like Hemorrhoids

Every a*****e has one

We live in a world of haters

No good to anyone

 

The haters try to tear you down

Convince you that you suck

Don't let some hater f**k you up  

Don't be another shmuck

 

Some bombastic whiney a*****e

Tries to put you in your place

I Goddamn guarantee you

They won't say it to your face

 

Haters are a bunch of p*****s

That's why they're all on line
Cause they don't have the cajones

To say it in real time

 

I'll post a picture of my nut sack

So haters can put their tongues 
up against their PC screens

Now don't that sound like fun

 

Though that may seem crass to some

It fits within my niche

A message for all you nasty haters 

I'll make you all my b***h

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

Wise man say: Fuck em if they can't take a joke

Reviews

[Emerald Seas]

Haha - only you, Mark! This s a hoot :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Serah. It's good to hear from you

[Emerald Seas]

:) been crazy busy but I had to take a break from my daily grind and hang out here most of today

[Raya]

Haha that is great. Sometimes I just have no words. This was amazing and empowering. Not to mention hilarious. Honestly when I got the rr I saw Eric Cartman and thought Screw you guys I'm going home. Awesome poem keep it up! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Raya

[Frieda P]

Are we having fun yet? You really wrapped it up with the nutsack Baby, and here I
thought everyone was your b***h already, just saying....helluva rant Mark and you hit the bulls-eye and some nether regions too!

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL!! Thank you Rita

[Frieda P]

You're welcome Ralph.

[Baby Ricochet]

Sorry frieda. Damn uncooperative fingers don't wanna listen to my brain

[Frieda P]

Don't mention it, has happened to me too, just wanted to bust your nutsack ;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol!.........

[Rita L. Sev]

Say it proud, Mark! Some people just have to knock others down so they can step on the body to feel taller... Um... I think this rant will suffice, though - no need to whip out the camera (or anything else...)

[Baby Ricochet]

OK I won't. Thank you Rita

[Mark]

LOL so easy to smack talk when you're hiding behind a screen. Great poem Mark :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you mark

[Marie]

Re: Verse 8. Please don't. We're all having too much fun as it is.

[Baby Ricochet]

Lmao! That's hilarious!

[Antoñyo]

Geeeez...this was a necessity piece that SOMEONE had to write! I know I couldn't have written it more effectively.
That said, for me, it's a damn shame some can't check their egos at the Café door and just freakin' appreciate all artists for the beautiful and special people that they are...It's not a completion, haters... Oh, and although anything can happen anywhere, it's not meant to be a dating site either. Get over yourselves!!

Thanks Bab Ric!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure. Thanks for stopping by Antonyo. I appreciate it

[Robbie~xoxo~]

You tell em', Baby!!

I ran across one yesterday... ugly sucker! LMAO!
Thank you for sharing your sense of humor. ~xoxo~:D

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Robbie