Haters

Am I a poet? Whatever

 

Posting my rhymes on the WC

Sometimes they're  quite profound
and then there are the other ones

I shouldn't have written down

 

 I count out all my syllables 

 rhyme all of the right words
and then my hater critics say

I write for mindless herds

 

I'm childish and insensitive
Misogynistic beast

Some jerk off gives me static

for words that I unleashed

 

Opinions are like Hemorrhoids

Every a*****e has one

We live in a world of haters

No good to anyone

 

The haters try to tear you down

Convince you that you suck

Don't let some hater f**k you up  

Don't be another shmuck

 

Some bombastic whiney a*****e

Tries to put you in your place

I Goddamn guarantee you

They won't say it to your face

 

Haters are a bunch of p*****s

That's why they're all on line
Cause they don't have the cajones

To say it in real time

 

I'll post a picture of my nut sack

So haters can put their tongues 
up against their PC screens

Now don't that sound like fun

 

Though that may seem crass to some

It fits within my niche

A message for all you nasty haters 

I'll make you all my b***h

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

Wise man say: Fuck em if they can't take a joke

Reviews

[Tai Ryens]

That's no worry for me, I hate everyone. Cheers! A beer to all~

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Tai

[OBWhiteHawk]

I agree with the wise men, haha. Hate the haters, love the lovers.

[Baby Ricochet]

For sure. Thank you whitehawk

[s y e]

You said it in a nutshell. .... great job.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you noodle

[Luke L]

hahahaha I like your quote in the author's note. Good stuff man, I love your sense of humour, so much of the stuff on here drives me crazy in it's overdrama, but I like your s**t man, it's raw.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you luke

[ron]

Your writings are in your face kind of stuff. It might not be my style but it is yours and just like every one else you have the right to write it. So if some a*s hole wants to say your wrong for what you write then f**k em all and let their Gods sort em out. I like this one its to the point and lets the haters know if you don't like it go f**k your self. :).

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Ron

[OTownPete]

Or as we used to say when I was in the Navy "Joke em if they can't take a f**k". It may not mean much to you but I've got your back on this one. Your friend in words, Pete

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Pete

[OTownPete]

No problem man, I'm trying to feel a part of all this s**t...it ain't easy!

[Baby Ricochet]

All you need to do is write, post, make friends and review. Don't sweat the site haters. There's only a few of them. Thanks for stopping by Pete. I appreciate it

[Pollai]

Haha, I come back after months but its good to know you're keeping it as real as ever.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you pollai. It's good to hear from you

[Muse]

You've done pimped all of the café...

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! I like to think so. It's great to here from you Muse.

[Will]

I dig it. F**k the haters. I think you send a great message in a perfectly vulgar manner. When I read stanza 4, I thought of the saying "Opinions are like a******s; everyone has one and they're all full of s**t." Well done, Mark.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you will

[Angi]

I actually scrolled up to see if there was a questionable picture in the little box! Ha! Whew. I second what Marie said about verse 8. Please send me a heads up so I can be absent that day. E~hem. Angi~

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Will do. Thank you angi