Haters

Haters

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
"

Am I a poet? Whatever

"

 

Posting my rhymes on the WC

Sometimes they're  quite profound
and then there are the other ones

I shouldn't have written down

 

 I count out all my syllables 

 rhyme all of the right words
and then my hater critics say

I write for mindless herds

 

I'm childish and insensitive
Misogynistic beast

Some jerk off gives me static

for words that I unleashed

 

Opinions are like Hemorrhoids

Every a*****e has one

We live in a world of haters

No good to anyone

 

The haters try to tear you down

Convince you that you suck

Don't let some hater f**k you up  

Don't be another shmuck

 

Some bombastic whiney a*****e

Tries to put you in your place

I Goddamn guarantee you

They won't say it to your face

 

Haters are a bunch of p*****s

That's why they're all on line
Cause they don't have the cajones

To say it in real time

 

I'll post a picture of my nut sack

So haters can put their tongues 
up against their PC screens

Now don't that sound like fun

 

Though that may seem crass to some

It fits within my niche

A message for all you nasty haters 

I'll make you all my b***h

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© 2013 Baby Ricochet


Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
Wise man say: Fuck em if they can't take a joke

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lol this was a great read. relentless.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Haha love it and couldn't agree more.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you carolannn
Oh my damn. Rico's goin HAM.
Please, please don't post your nutsack, m,kay? But yeah - the biggest thing with the WC is if you don't like the work, move to the next post. Right? I read stuff I don't like but I don't get all freakish about it. Not like I'm Plath or anything. I'm just a dummy with a PC. So I don't judge anybody. I have to admit this made me laugh.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you TL
I'll drink to this, no punches pulled or frilly bits added on and a very pertinent message within the laughter!

Top poem Rico !

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you tom
rotflmao. Fk-em and feed 'em fish Baby!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

That's right! Thank you corset.
Way to say it, ricochet!!!!!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you Annabelle
lol haha well we all aren't lovers lol

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

That's for sure. Thank you Craig
Bloody ball tearer! Still laughin my guts out.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

lol! thank you keith
I dont know what to say to this other than i dont need to work out today because i am lauging so hard it added 5 yrs to my life, Well done

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

LOL! Thank you Tate
Awesome write! Your punch lines and rhymes are amazing!
Also, you're funny as hell and you speak the truth well!
Keep it up! :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

11 Years Ago

Thank you Mike

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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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