We're all degenerates

Inspired by fellow writer "Kleos" who posted Ricochet "sold tawdry slop to the degenerate masses" in his review of my piece"Thoughts on the Popular Reading List." Now that's some funny s**t.

I'm a low brow degenerate
A tiny brain dead fool
For joining the Marine Corps
and not going to school

I could have studied literature
From Europe's golden past
But I defended America 
I'm from a different cast

My girlfriend's a degenerate
A stupid little rube
The decline of civilization
will crawl out of her womb

Crazy ideas get in her head
from watching FOX TV
Perhaps she needs a CAT scan
for hooking up with me

We'll raise degenerate children
A reproduction spree
We'll all vote for Republicans
The left's catastrophe

Make the bible scientific
Reverse Roe VS Wade
Force the religious politic
Correct what God Forbade

We're all filthy degenerates
Looking to catch a score
Every man a walking penis
Every girl a sleazy w***e

We spread filthy sex diseases
licking our naughty bits
We spray semen on the sidewalk
Because we're all halfwits

The world is all degenerates
From Paris to Madrid
We all succumb to base instincts
and listen to the id

We're a drunken mob of savages
Screaming for blood and sex
The b******s of Evolution
The universe rejects

Author's Note

What Kleos got his panties in a wad over I'm not entirely sure. At least I got a poem out of it. Thank you all my degenerate masses as I am one of your degenerate masses.

Reviews

[Ryan]

you're hilarious Rico, but sometimes I need to remember not to visualize everything I read...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Ryan

[Tai Ryens]

I haven't found this amusement in anything for ages, aha!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Tai

[Tate Morgan]

Despite the content of the laughter this piece is lucid and the rhyme almost perfect.Your thoughts are linear and direct they dont cut corners or hide behind metaphors.I like that i dont have to strain my little brain to understand what you are saying it makes sense front to back top to bottom.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Tate

[dw817]

⊰ℛℛ⊱
I'd - like to believe I'm not a degenerate. A little naive at times on things but that's just cause I don't party like some of you do. :)

As for your poem, I take it you have seen Idiocracy ? You will be fruitful and multiply. :)
http://gg.gg/gbjs

[Baby Ricochet]

I haven't seen it

[dw817]

I daresay you're in it, but then again I might be too. :7

[Baby Ricochet]

Yeah? I probably am

[dw817]

I might even be the guy named, "Sure, Not." :D

[Annabelle Lee]

We're a drunken mob of savages
Screaming for blood and sex
The b******s of Evolution
The universe rejects

Yeah wait for my generation to get up there. In all actuality by the time my kids and there kids' kids are signing up for whatever pathetic excuse we have for a military after whatever pathetic excuses we have for presidents ruin it, rival Forces will take down our entire forces with a bag of gluten and some red meat. Seriously. "Degenerates" like the good ole baby R will be a thing of the past, make the best of it, Ricochet

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Annabelle

[TL Boehm]

I didn't see the Kleos bunchy bit but this poem was off the chain. Do people still say that? Sigh. Listening to our id. Yup!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you tl

[Aristede Craig Jr]

Very fun expression, even under the circumstances , did it make you smile because,it sounded like a song
It had a rhythmn and emotion nice

[Baby Ricochet]

Yeah it does doesn't it. Thank you Aristede

[ANTO]

I'd have swapped the last two stanzas BR for a neater finish - but this finish is very degenerate in style so you may want to leave it. ;)
X

[Baby Ricochet]

Could be. Thank you ANTO

[N!LoC]

hihihihi...... u pulled a "taylor swift" on kleos... lol.... next up ... win a MTV VMA for it lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you N!LoC. It's good to hear from you.

[Nia Hope]

Interesting poem yet oh so sadly true. Very well written though :)

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Ankara