Reincarnation Blues

Disposable crap

She asked about reincarnation
If I had lived before
So I pulled an answer from my a*s
Just like the days of yore
 
I said I'd been a shark before
ate sushi all day long
Had to chase it down to eat it
The protein kept me strong

I swam in all the oceans blue
The top of my food chain
The master of the briny deep
and no one dared complain

I had teeth the size of Buicks
and dined on blue whale hide
Once I ate a Brontosaurus
Caught up in a rip tide

My tail was like the Yankee clipper
My eyes were satellite size
I could swallow a battleship
My mouth was so damn wide

Torpedoes just bounced off of me
The Kamikazis dived
They even made a nuclear strike
yet somehow I survived

She scoffed at me in disbelief
Like I was full of crap
Then I heard a stupid question
Come from her lipstick trap

What makes you think you were a shark
mister cocky smart guy?
I'm big aggressive love raw fish
and move forward to survive

She rolled her eyes and laughed at me
A moment I let pass
But later on when we had sex
I bit her on the a*s

Reviews

[Stella Armour]

haha... loved it all the way through and the last line was awesome...:o)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Stella

[Rita L. Sev]

LOL! Now THAT'S funny! You do nonsense well!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rita

[Corset]

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[dw817]

Excited much ? :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Corset. I'm glad you liked it. Hi dw.

[dw817]

I may have an appropriate image, gimme a sec.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/zaramire/webpics/anime/bunnydance.gif
I didn't think anyone could get this excited except on prescribed meds - and I should know, Rico. :)

However, I'll give you a nice review at the top.

[Corset]

Oh it's the cartoon funny police, frisk me :P

[dw817]

Umm ... ?? Maybe later ?

[Shivam Murari]

Well, this is a poem belonging to 'nonsense' genre and you did carry it nicely. I think I over all like the poem except for the unnecessary vulgar interruptions. Not every poem needs that Ricochet :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for your input Shivam

[Shivam Murari]

Anytime :)

[Will]

Such total bullshit so wonderfully phrased. Great rhyme in your standard format, which I must say really works. The set-up to your fish tale was marvelous, and the details so far fetched and amusing they had me laughing all the way through. When you snap back to the interaction, it flowed very smoothly, and the ending really got me laughing. Nicely done, my man.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Will

[Mark]

haha.. that was totally cool. Love the pic too. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Mark

[Pryde Foltz]

That was awesome. Tremendously witty.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you pride

[Angi]

Ha! LMAO, Baby! You somehow manage to take me by surprise when I read you. Angi~

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you angi

[poetdoug]

You are a great modern version of the author "O Henry" with your coloraful surprise endings my friend. Keep it up man!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you poet Doug

[Mic]

Ric, you always deliver! lol. Clever...and a perfect ending!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Mic