Reincarnation Blues

Disposable crap

She asked about reincarnation
If I had lived before
So I pulled an answer from my a*s
Just like the days of yore
 
I said I'd been a shark before
ate sushi all day long
Had to chase it down to eat it
The protein kept me strong

I swam in all the oceans blue
The top of my food chain
The master of the briny deep
and no one dared complain

I had teeth the size of Buicks
and dined on blue whale hide
Once I ate a Brontosaurus
Caught up in a rip tide

My tail was like the Yankee clipper
My eyes were satellite size
I could swallow a battleship
My mouth was so damn wide

Torpedoes just bounced off of me
The Kamikazis dived
They even made a nuclear strike
yet somehow I survived

She scoffed at me in disbelief
Like I was full of crap
Then I heard a stupid question
Come from her lipstick trap

What makes you think you were a shark
mister cocky smart guy?
I'm big aggressive love raw fish
and move forward to survive

She rolled her eyes and laughed at me
A moment I let pass
But later on when we had sex
I bit her on the a*s

Reviews

[Tate Morgan]

Well you made me laugh again and this was very imaginative. You always go for the throat and never seem to miss .Good job This was really grand

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Tate

[Ohhhwillow]

If sharks had such great senses of humour, then yes, I would have bought it! Great piece Mark, your "disposable crap" makes a lot of people chuckle!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Willow

[Keith]

Hahahahahahahaha.. That's a ripper, laughed my guts out. Just curious which tasted better, a*s or sushi?

[Baby Ricochet]

A*s.........................

[TL Boehm]

Y HOLA! This could almost have been for younger eyes. Right up until that last part. (Smacks forehead) Twas hilarious.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you TL

[Tai Ryens]

Should've said you were a dolphin, they have sex for fun (and human-like vaginas!)

[Baby Ricochet]

Sharks are cooler

[Nia Hope]

Lol this is really cool and funny I like this :) awesome poem

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Ankara

[jacob erin-cilberto]

this is really entertaining...

the yankee clipper...jolting joe...

i eat sushi...that is clever...i do too but i am a land animal.

and really good..we have to keep moving forward to survive...very definitely.

colorful as you always are B.R.

jacob

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jacob

[Marie]

I can easily believe you were a shark...

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL. Thank you Marie

[ba_mcfarlane]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for reading ba. Man is that ever a beautiful guitar.

[ba_mcfarlane]

It's a Cherry Blossom Gretsch. It plays good too. I've got a real jewel, a National Steel Tricone, I use it mostly for bluegrass. But I gotta admit, the Gretsch she is my favourite.

[ba_mcfarlane]

And oh yah, this piece of yours is flat out hilarious, prolly cause it is way over the top clever. Wish I had written it! A fabulous piece of work.

[dw817]

Once again a masterpiece Rico. Ahhm, it is a masterpiece, right ?
Good rhyming, silly as all get out, and as always - you get the girl - right at the end. :D

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you dw

[dw817]

UBetcha, now get her a band-aid loverboy. (::( )::)
:D