Reincarnation Blues

Disposable crap

She asked about reincarnation
If I had lived before
So I pulled an answer from my a*s
Just like the days of yore
 
I said I'd been a shark before
ate sushi all day long
Had to chase it down to eat it
The protein kept me strong

I swam in all the oceans blue
The top of my food chain
The master of the briny deep
and no one dared complain

I had teeth the size of Buicks
and dined on blue whale hide
Once I ate a Brontosaurus
Caught up in a rip tide

My tail was like the Yankee clipper
My eyes were satellite size
I could swallow a battleship
My mouth was so damn wide

Torpedoes just bounced off of me
The Kamikazis dived
They even made a nuclear strike
yet somehow I survived

She scoffed at me in disbelief
Like I was full of crap
Then I heard a stupid question
Come from her lipstick trap

What makes you think you were a shark
mister cocky smart guy?
I'm big aggressive love raw fish
and move forward to survive

She rolled her eyes and laughed at me
A moment I let pass
But later on when we had sex
I bit her on the a*s

Reviews

[Sethnicity]

This was a fun read really inspired laugh. Nice turn around a the end.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you sethnicity

[Eddie Phillips]

That ending made the poem man! OMG! I am still laughing

[Baby Ricochet]

lol. Thank you

[icelandicblue]

HAHAHA- well that's what happens to nonbelievers. I laughed out loud when I read this.

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Blue

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Blue

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Blue

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Blue

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Blue

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you Blue

[icelandicblue]

LOL right back at you. ; )

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

A true BR piece if ever there was one, well done, good read.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you........

[Claire Barsett]

It's cute. I loved the detail. I laughed at the end~ Keep them coming, Rico!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Claire

[Cassie]

Ha ha! This piece kept me engrossed, the ending of it made me smile.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Cassie,

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Bahahhahaha! This is probably my favorite poem of yours. Not just because its clever and that I love sharks, but the flow of your poem is just so playful until it bites even the readers a*s at the end! Great job :)

-Cord

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you cord

[Phantom Heart]

This is fantastic. Ate sushi as a shark, in your past life. You're creative and I enjoy reading your poems. Thanks for sharing.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Morgan

[Jo Todd]

This reminds of time spent talking and laughing about random s**t with my boyfriend in bed. Made me laugh out loud well done

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jo

[ANTO]

Guffawed - laughed - then guffawed some more
Well written you witty shark
Carcharias Ricocheticus (Latin. Great White Ricochet)

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Thank you ANTO