Little Piggy Squeal

This isn't about anyone on the WC so get the conspiracy theories out of your head

You s**t eating little brown nose

You horrid little stooge

You miserable bottom feeder

You wretched little scrooge

 

Give up the names of family

In the old boys network

You're a s**t back alley yes man

With a snide little smirk

 

You treacherous little squealer

You no good tattle tail

You sang like a caged canary

Now I gotta make bail

 

I'll spring this joint by morning

and I'll be coming around

to act upon thy vengeance

your flesh I'll get my pound

 

I'll wait for you so patiently

and when it comes the time

I'll assault you like a pit bull

Revenge so sweet like wine

 

You thought I'd be an easy mark

A game I play like steel

I'll gut you like a slaughter house 

Fresh flesh to rip and peel

 

You'd thought I'd be an easy mark

and you were at the wheel

Thy bloody vengeance reckoning

Now little piggy squeal

Author's Note

I wanted it to sound all bad ass and shit, like an old school wise guy. I think it does. Of course I think so, I wrote the damn thing.

Reviews

[Marie]

Nothing worse that a snitch, is there. Does the word "piggy" refer to a police officer in any way?

[Baby Ricochet]

I didn't think of it that way but it's open to interpretation

[dw817]

Grumpy much ?

[Baby Ricochet]

I like gangster movies

[dw817]

Well I've seen Bugsy Malone w Jodie Foster and Scott Baio and I certainly don't remember such vibrant vernacular from them. :3

[Baby Ricochet]

Scarface with Al Pachino has all kinds of vibrant vernacular. So did Wise guys and Made and of course the classic The God Father

[dw817]

In the version I mentioned the oldest actor is 15-years old and the film is rated G. :7

[Baby Ricochet]

I know.......

[KAOlmsted]

Well, I didn't get so much old school wise guy from this as much as I got, say, Irish thug, Boston backstreets, maybe...I did it with an Irish accent in my head and it worked. Then I did it with my original New York B***h, and it didn't come off the same. Hey. No shame in being Irish, Baby...kimmer is nearly fifty percent ;-) Nice work.

[Baby Ricochet]

Irish ey? That's even better. Thank you Kimmer.

[KAOlmsted]

Agreed ;-) And always my pleasure.

[QuietlyCrash]

Jesus. This is scary. I literally looked over to make sure there was no horse head in my bed after I read this. Love the tough guy element, great job BR.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you qc

[Rita L. Sev]

Glad I learned early in life to keep my trap shut... my father would bite us if we tattled, "like the rat that you are..." Lol! Think maybe you should send this well-constructed piece of a*s-kickin' to one Edward Snowden...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you rita

[Corset]

shakin' in my boots, cop give you a parking ticket? whats up with baby? I can hear you shouting this in his face like a drill instructor, sir yes sir! your rhyming alone is something to be reckoned with!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you corset. Nice photo

[Corset]

Thanks Baby backatcha :)

[Pete Langley]

It sure as hell would scare the s**t out of me if I was this guy, Mark! Poetically, you haven`t put a foot wrong in this piece, which makes it all the more intimidating. Well done, mate. P.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Pete

[Mark]

A dangerous psychopath... no compunction about killing and he can rhyme too! enjoyed it :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you mark

[Nia Hope]

Well, if I didn't know you just wrote it because you felt like writing, I'd be scared if I were the sucker who squealed on you. Looks like that piggy wouldn't be crying "wee, wee, wee" all the way home because he'd never make it. :) Awesome poem

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you ankara

[quinfinn]

oh yeh, this is mos def O.G./i think that a snitch is the lowest form of pond scum....trust goes right out the window here and only revenge can fill the heart of the betrayed. dude, this would make a killer rap!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you quinfinn

[quinfinn]

always here, dude....