Hey Paula!! Shut Your Pie Hole!!!

The Paula Deen S**t Storm

Paula shot off her old south mouth

The liberals went berserk

PC media pulled her plug

over her verbal quirk

 

All she wanted was Bo Jangles

at her brother's wedding

Blacks in tuxes serving her guests

Old South she was heading

 

She admitted to the N word

like any southern belle

from her old school generation

so now she'll burn in hell

 

Product lines dropped everywhere

Her name dragged in the mud

The press worked into a frenzy

howling for Paula's blood

 

Lets get that redneck racist b***h

She heads the Klu Klux Clan

She's a Nazi Sympathizer

She's an agent for Iran

 

She makes cup cakes from bacon fat

She deep fries Christmas cakes

Her Cookware causes brain tumors

Lets burn her at the stake

 

Paula tried to apologize

PC wouldn't have it

She's a no good cracker racist

We all heard her say it

 

PC's a wicked kind of beast

Quick to condemn taboos

and admitting to the N word

a sin it can't excuse

 

America's brutal racist past

Was mired in Paula's youth

The dumbest thing that woman did

was Paula told the truth

 

 

Reviews

[Frieda P]

I think because everyone loves her so much, she didn't think twice about being forgiven, everyone knows she's used the word anyway! Nice one Mark, loved that you used 'pie hole'...ha, was that crust made with bacon drippings?

[Baby Ricochet]

yep. Thank you Frieda

[Keith]

I have no idea who Paula Deen is, but I hate how the media is judge jury and executioner these days, usually over some minor thing seen as not PC. Top write, clever and witty. McCarthyism lives in another form.

[Baby Ricochet]

She's a celebrity chef who built an Empire through television. She has her own line of cook books, cook ware and a television show.

[Jack...]

Howdy Y'all...

Very true, so very true. If the powers that be monitored this site, we'd all be in trouble. Very cool Sir.

[Baby Ricochet]

that's for sure. thank you jack

[Mark]

So very true. She made mistakes, and maybe she is a racist, I somehow doubt it though. Great write, you really carried this one well. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you mark

[Will]

Love love love this one! You've hit the nail on the head here! I absolutely love this poem and the concept. Let's be realistic: everyone has used the word at some point in their life. I find it amusing how people taboo it without knowing the history of the word. Originally, it was a word meant to describe anyone who was considered ignorant or stupid, and was only later adopted as a racial slur. Now African American youths are attempting to "reclaim the n word," and call each other "my n****" on a regular basis. I'm calling bullshit. Move on, it's not a big deal anymore. As for your poem, it has a brilliant rhyme scheme and meter, with a very strong message behind it. Political correctness is overrated, and you pound that point home. Great work, Mark!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Mark

[Shivam Murari]

OK so that is that! Paula the racist admits her mistake and tries to change. Nice poem!
But I didn't get who/what was PC.

[Baby Ricochet]

PC stands for politically correct

[Shivam Murari]

Oh! Ok thanks! Nice work. :)

[icelandicblue]

It's always awful and mesmerizing watching people dig their own graves with their mouths. I'm sure her jaws are strong enough chewing bacon fat for as long as she did. And her crying just made her more pathetic. The old south has got to get a grip-it's a brand new day. Great poem.

[Baby Ricochet]

Celebrities are there for our amusement. Both the good and the bad.

[icelandicblue]

Agreed. It's like a modern Roman Colosseum. That nice life they have always has a flip side eventually.

[quinfinn]

well i didnt hurt martha whatsername.....another american twatbag ...so i am sure that paula dipshit will come out of this smelling like a bacon grilled rose.....i have no respect for people of this ilk.... great poem!

[Baby Ricochet]

I love bacon in chicken wraps. Hmmm. Paula will be fine, eventually. Christ Mel Gibson got s**t faced and went on a Jew baiting tirade and he survived.

[quinfinn]

money talks and bullsh** walks

[Rita L. Sev]

Yes she did - but she should have done just as your title suggests. I'm not worried about old Paula, though - she is not likely to starve.

[Baby Ricochet]

I'd beg like a dog at her table.

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Well whats left to say only - great out downs all round! x

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you thomas