K Mart Sexy Baby

K Mart Sexy Baby
Twelve dollars for those jeans
You look so s****y in them
You're giving me wet dreams
Bring it over here baby
Come bounce on Santa's knee
Christmas is coming early
Come get your gift from me

Author's Note

I was sitting in a diner with my girlfriend when a girl walked past our booth l couldn't help but notice. Lexus, having an eye for fashion and an ability to read my mind glanced at the girl and said " she's dressed k Mart Sexy " so here come this poem

Reviews

[Jack...]

Um, let me see...yes indeed, I know who wrote this one. This is hysterical my friend.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jack.I appreciate it

[Will]

Got a chuckle out of me with this one. Nice rhyme, good flow, and hysterical background story. Why do I have the funny feeling Santa wants her to bounce on more than just his knee? Someone is being naughty... Great piece, Mark.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Will

[Mark]

Very cool. Kmart is much sexier than Walmart

[Baby Ricochet]

that's for sure. thank you mark

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Well that is one of the most quickened retorted put downs ever, well done!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you thomas

[Annabelle Lee]

Haha sounds like something My friends and I would say, along with "Toddler chic" or "Tomboy couture"

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Those are good too. Thank you annabelle.

[Frieda P]

I have no clue what k-Mart sexy might even look like, but I enjoyed your poem Mark.

[Baby Ricochet]

Glad you liked it. Thank you frieda

[Keith]

Oh yes, men, women/ mars, venus. Your poem nailed the blokey (Aussie word?) view.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Keith

[Tai Ryens]

K-mart sexy? Ksmexy? Either way, the results are Katastrophic

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! That's hilarious. Thanks tai

[dw817]

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I've never heard the term K-Mart Sexy, but - there ya go ! Rose would box my ears if I looked at another girl. (͡๏̯͡๏)

[Baby Ricochet]

Lexus tried to break me of it when we were first dating but she soon realized that was impossible so I just keep it low key and she ignores it. Unspoken compromises, the bed rock of a solid relationship.

[dw817]

Well I have very sensitive ears so when she starts pulling on 'em in the store, I start listening ... (~.~)

[Baby Ricochet]

Gotchya........

[Rita L. Sev]

Might make the People of Wal-Mart jealous... funny, sly, and with a good rhythm. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you rita

[dw817]

Nuu ! Not Wal-Mart, those customers are weird ! :O
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