K Mart Sexy Baby

K Mart Sexy Baby
Twelve dollars for those jeans
You look so s****y in them
You're giving me wet dreams
Bring it over here baby
Come bounce on Santa's knee
Christmas is coming early
Come get your gift from me

Author's Note

I was sitting in a diner with my girlfriend when a girl walked past our booth l couldn't help but notice. Lexus, having an eye for fashion and an ability to read my mind glanced at the girl and said " she's dressed k Mart Sexy " so here come this poem

Reviews

[KeelyJane]

After reading deep, heart wrenching, complicated, figure out what the f**k they're saying type of poetry this was refreshing.
Good job!

[Tate Morgan]

lol NO WORDS come to mind ! lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thank you Tate

[rhythm&blues]

Always a clever if not a risqué read from your pen. Made me smile, as you usually do.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you....

[KAOlmsted]

Your Author's Note has a whole lot of psychology in it. First...I have been in FL nearly a year and have yet to see a "diner" xD (Not like diners I'm used to anyway) ;-) Second...you're still checking out other women in front of your fiance?? Really??? Third...L isn't as jealous or insecure as she used to be...she knows, even if your eye strays, it always comes back to her...That she calls some woman who probably was just being herself "K-Mart sexy", though, says she ain't quite there yet. She's still being snide and bringing down women you might find attractive to make herself seem...you know... better? (I only know this because I used to do it when I was younger)...Trash talking attractive women is a sure sign of insecurity...ASSURE HER, Mark... And stop checking out women in the Blue Light Special denims...yeah?? ;-)

xoxo

[Baby Ricochet]

That's some great advice. Spot on actually. Thank you Kimmer

[KAOlmsted]

Glad to be of service ;-) My pleasure, in fact.

[Jo Todd]

Well this left me giggling for sometime, good write

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you jo

[Gaurav Walia]

No doubt.. This had me cracking up... LOL

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you gaurav

[Angi]

Ha! You have one awesome woman, Baby. I bet she laughed when she read it!

[Baby Ricochet]

she did. Thank you angi

[Sami Khalil]

Funny to the bones . A great sense of humor...:)

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Sami

[Sami Khalil]

My pleasure...:)

[Eddie Phillips]

LOL You always find a way to make me laugh. I loved the idea of this poem. Only you could have written it so whimsically.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Eddie> It's good to see you

[icelandicblue]

It must be because of their great online ads- finally someone is shopping there. Have you ever seen the site the people of Walmart-hysterical. Great quote on the fashion statement.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you blue and Lexus thanks you too.