I don't want to retire, ever. I want to die in bed when I'm 95 . . . . killed by a jealous husband. Another fun write BR. it's always a joy to read your work.
I would definitely disagree with the poet who said that retirement is for those who are giving up on living, BR. If I am ever so lucky as to be able to afford to retire, that's when real life will begin! To be able to live my life for me and not for my employer seems but a glorious dream right now. I just pray I don't end up in the ground before I get a chance to really live! (I've been working since I was about 16 and now that I'm an old lady I am still working.) Funny poem, BR.
Ha! How funny...but I admit I got distracted by seamstress's review xD I think you should just post THAT and call it a day *laugh* seriously, though, this really was funny, and, kind of sadly true. Good on ya, Mark. xoxo
LOL, I knew this guy back in the days
"Be bad a*s in a pimped wheelchair
Riding around real tough
Hit on hot b*****s at the home
Girl I'm still man enough"
I will never forget him rolling up behind my friend and I as we were working at the nursing home and pinching our asses then whispering, "Hey, baby wanna ride?" As 14 year olds this creeped us out completely... until the next day when we caught him jacking off in his chair while sitting beside a little old lady sleeping in her bed.
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