Steak Burrito

For some yucks

    Some folks go for Champagne
       and their fancy meat pies
        French cuisine cooking
       as their taste buds advise

         Two all beef patties
           Some fish on a roll
           White rice Sashimi
          In a fancy fish bowl

            As for my palate
           I'm easy to please
         just slip on my shoes
         and grab me my keys

           All I ever wanted 
        was a drive up window
         Got A five dollar bill
          for a steak burrito

           I'm not so picky
         as long as it moos
        I'm a big meat eater
       In black leather shoes

     I loves me some protein
        That's what I needa
     Taco Bell's on the corner
         So kiss my a*s PETA

        Cows are for eating
          Vegetarians suck
      Get some Vegan p***y
cause her boyfriend's a schmuck

         Take her to Wendys
            Order the triple
           with extra bacon
        cheese and fat gristle

          This is good baby
       I want you to eat it
         Moo like a heifer
       No you can't beat it

         Meat is for eating
        A*s is for pounding
        Another lame poem
         Ain't I astounding

Reviews

[ur_ginger_girl]

every thing you write is awesome, I love the last stanza, lol

[Baby Ricochet]

lol! Thank you

[Rene Velez]

funny ending, I just gave up Beef not so long ago, still love chicken, good one Ric.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rene

[rhythm&blues]

Always a good chuckle from your poems, the picture was rather upsetting though, poor pup. Still enjoyed.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you R&B

[Seamstress]

Yet another one that has made me laugh. I think you are going to keep me coming back just to laugh at what you've written for the week.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you..........

[KAOlmsted]

That last stanza made me laugh out loud...yes, baby...you truly are. I haven't been to Taco Bell in over five years, mostly because there was no such beast where I lived in Alaska, but there's one just up on Navy Blvd, around the corner from me, and I don't know...it just never occurs to me to stop by...I used to love it when I lived in Seattle...I may need to make a taco run ;-) Thanks for the funny write, and thanks, in advance, for the humongous a*s I am sure to develop as a result of making that taco run ;-p

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you for reading Kimmer. I appreciate it.

[KAOlmsted]

You know it's my pleasure, Baby...(p.s. we had Chinese tonight...got anything funny about the buffets?? They are funny poetry gold! p.s. again...never go to Hong Kong in Pensacola...it f*****g sucks...I've seen bigger spiders in the filter of my hot tub than their "crab legs" xD)

;-)

[Eddie Phillips]

Masterful! It is not a lame poem it is imaginative. Very few people can pull this off. I have a favorite part:

Cows are for eating
Vegetarians suck
Get some Vegan p***y
cause her boyfriend's a schmuck


That said it all!

[Baby Ricochet]

I think I did

[J_Star]

That last stanza is a poem all on its own.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for stopping by J

[lee von cleef]

I don't think you need any encouragement, But like buying a Harley,New Boots, Feeding a horse, I am becoming a "Economic" Vegetarian,I can afford Pinto's, the beans not the horse. The protein in a bean is not complete till you hook it up with a starch my choice is rice or potatoes, and they are cheep too and add a young doe away we go.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you for stopping by ivon

[Angel]

I thought I might try the vegan way
Cuz it might make me thinner
To heck with that, is what I say
BEEF...it's what's for dinner!!!

I love it, Baby...but why the puppy in the tortilla????

[Baby Ricochet]

It's a funny picture. Thanks for stopping by Angel

[Nia Hope]

Finally someone who eats food the way I do! Awesome!

[Baby Ricochet]

They're good aren't they

[Nia Hope]

Omg yes, but then again I like anything with beef :)