Can't be any worse than an MHMR party I attended last year.
Never could understand how they could whorf all those brains and still be as intelligent as a wet turnip. Hmmm ... :)
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
Must be poor blood supply to the head.
11 Years Ago
Well now there's Vampires too. How do they figure ? They need to drink blood all the time and unless.. read moreWell now there's Vampires too. How do they figure ? They need to drink blood all the time and unless they're peeing it out all the time, where's it all going ?
Werewolves are supposed to become big and hairy at night, is it a cyclic shedding they do after they change back ? And how come their undies never pop off when they get bigger ?
Frankenstein runs on electricity, would hate to see him enter a kiddie pool at a party.
The Mummy is supposed to be a long-dead spirit wrapped in bandages. I dunno about you but I don't think I could breeze with all that paper on so I'd take it off when I'm out visiting friends and at night keep a few rolls of TP handy.
The Hunchback is always chosen to be an assistant to a mad scientist. That's pure discrimination right there !
So you tell me, do they consider all these elements when they make these monsters ?
I can certainly say you never disappoint me. You do have your own unique style and it is fun to read your stuff. Good one my friend. It takes a pretty good brain to think this stuff up...Mmm, a good brain...I am hungry.
What a hoot! Funny :)
I'm not a big zombie fan... I mean it's the same theme over and over. I did start watching The Walking Dead, but I think that's getting a little stale. To each their own.
Zombie p***y all over the place
Hanging up game in a dead airspace
Zombie hooker leather and lace
Little miss chainsaw ripped up face
i have to say i like these lines the most , what i like most about your poetry is how fun they are to read , i find them very humorous but the humor is filled with so much thought and flow :) you are a great writer BR
"Little miss chainsaw ripped up face" hehehe.. btw, I see the deeper meaning to it.
"Communist Zombies catch a beat
Red army Zombie brains to eat"
This piece attacks the society casually and by making fun yet strongly. I like the rhyming scheme. also the way the bar, the streets have been described is amazing. Keep writing pieces like this one. Thanks for sharing. Good luck.
I write just for the hell of it
A way to spend some time
Blurting out in cyber space
Whatever's on my mind
Maybe funny maybe tragic
Emotional and raw
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