Down at the Zombie Hop

I had to do SOMETHING on zombies. They're as American as apple pie and I'm a Goddamn Patriot.

Cruised on down to the zombie hop
They didn't dance they didn't bop
Crowd all covered in zombie snot
Dead girl action at the zombie hop

Dracula checking ID's undead
Guillotines flying past my head
Ax man chopping up a dead coed
Swinging entrails splattering red

Zombie p***y all over the place
Hanging up game in a dead airspace
Zombie hooker leather and lace
Little miss chainsaw ripped up face

Zombie Arab drools on the ground
Feeling up dead virgins he found
Dead Jew babies crawling around
Chewing dead Nazis like hell hounds

Head on up to the Zombie bar
Shrunken head in an old fruit jar
Zombie smoking a cheap cigar
Rotting singer on a dead Sitar

Zombie party Formaldehyde
Drinking a brain drain homicide
Sucking down Gin and black sulfide
Rot gut whiskey and bleach chloride

Corpses grinding on a dead dance floor
Slow Zombie dance make out Galore
Third Reich f**s and dead Jew w****s
licking each others spores and sores

Zombie Hitler dancing in drag
Out on the floor out on the rag
Zombie stripper in a Nazi flag
Dancing carcass succubus hag

Out on the floor out on the street
Six foot under in lead concrete
Communist Zombies catch a beat
Red army Zombie brains to eat

Author's Note

Zombies. uuuuuuuuuugh.

Reviews

[Frieda P]

Not really in Zombies, but this was pretty hilarious, zombie p***y, really? ;-P

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm not either but Lexus is crazy for The Walking Dead so I've seen the show more times than I would have cared to. Thanks for stopping by Frieda

[Aka.Hipster]

Definitely an interesting read. Good write.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you ISH

[Will]

I could literally see all of these characters doing the actions you described, and I honestly gagged a little bit. Morbid and disgusting, but also brilliantly crafted with vivid imagery and outstanding rhymes. I especially loved this stanza here:

Zombie Arab drools on the ground
Feeling up dead virgins he found
Dead Jew babies crawling around
Chewing dead Nazis like hell hounds

Great work, Mark!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Will

[Annabelle Lee]

They did the mash.....
Haha an interesting one, Ricochet

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Dog

[Souladareatease]

perfect zombie hop-electric Frankenstein would be proud
Pen On!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Soul

[Lady Ra]

Dr. Sues meets war veteran zombie monster mash. A truly disturbing poem on so many levels, but fun and interesting just the same. Not sure how Jews and Arabs would feel. Risky, risky.

Lady Ra

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Lady RA

[Marie]

You certainly paint a pretty picture.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you marie

[quinfinn]

of course, you do realize that as soon as i started reading this.... Oingo Boingo's "dead man's party" was pounding in my head! this is super cool and fun to read!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Quinfinn. I know that song

[Infinity Blues]

A creepily eerie write. I like it. The imagery was very vivid and odd, although, I suppose that would be considered as normal if one was a zombie.
Wonderful writing

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Blues