Down at the Zombie Hop
A Poem by
Baby Ricochet
I had to do SOMETHING on zombies. They're as American as apple pie and I'm a Goddamn Patriot.
Cruised on down to the zombie hop They didn't dance they didn't bop Crowd all covered in zombie snot Dead girl action at the zombie hop Dracula checking ID's undead Guillotines flying past my head Ax man chopping up a dead coed Swinging entrails splattering red Zombie p***y all over the place Hanging up game in a dead airspace Zombie hooker leather and lace Little miss chainsaw ripped up face Zombie Arab drools on the ground Feeling up dead virgins he found Dead Jew babies crawling around Chewing dead Nazis like hell hounds Head on up to the Zombie bar Shrunken head in an old fruit jar Zombie smoking a cheap cigar Rotting singer on a dead Sitar Zombie party Formaldehyde Drinking a brain drain homicide Sucking down Gin and black sulfide Rot gut whiskey and bleach chloride Corpses grinding on a dead dance floor Slow Zombie dance make out Galore Third Reich f**s and dead Jew w****s licking each others spores and sores Zombie Hitler dancing in drag Out on the floor out on the rag Zombie stripper in a Nazi flag Dancing carcass succubus hag Out on the floor out on the street Six foot under in lead concrete Communist Zombies catch a beat Red army Zombie brains to eat
© 2013 Baby Ricochet
Author's Note
Zombies. uuuuuuuuuugh.
Reviews
I have friends who are expecting a Zombie apocalypse any day now. Part of me is so tired of hearing about it I just wish it would happen already. Just get it over with!
Posted 11 Years Ago
11 Years Ago
That's for sure.Thanks for stopping by
This poem did a good job of leaving me feeling disgusted and entertained in equal measure. Well done
Posted 11 Years Ago
This poem did a good job of leaving me feeling disgusted and entertained in equal measure. Well done
11 Years Ago
thank you jo
Well take it for BP to ammuse us with Zombies - no one else has maged to do the same, well done!
Posted 11 Years Ago
Well take it for BP to ammuse us with Zombies - no one else has maged to do the same, well done!
11 Years Ago
Thank you Thomas
I drank some gin and black sulfide last night...not smart, as I am allergic to sulfates...I went all anaphylactic...it was a whole thing...but I digress. Tell you what surprised me, while reading this...the majority of zombies who are Nazi w****s. I seriously had no idea. The Kid plays Plants Vs. Zombies all the time (love the music) and I knew they don't much care for lawn mowers, but the whole Nazi w***e thing really threw me for a loop...thanks for the education ;-) And the laugh...
Posted 11 Years Ago
I drank some gin and black sulfide last night...not smart, as I am allergic to sulfates...I went all anaphylactic...it was a whole thing...but I digress. Tell you what surprised me, while reading this...the majority of zombies who are Nazi whores. I seriously had no idea. The Kid plays Plants Vs. Zombies all the time (love the music) and I knew they don't much care for lawn mowers, but the whole Nazi whore thing really threw me for a loop...thanks for the education ;-) And the laugh...
11 Years Ago
Thank you for reading Kimmer
11 Years Ago
;-) Always my pleasure, Baby...
Would you believe the only thing I'm terrified of...? Zombies, of course, zombies. However, this poem made me get over that fear somewhat so lol nice write.
Posted 11 Years Ago
Would you believe the only thing I'm terrified of...? Zombies, of course, zombies. However, this poem made me get over that fear somewhat so lol nice write.
11 Years Ago
Thank you Rachel
but did they do the monster mash ? - too much fun - nice one.
Posted 11 Years Ago
but did they do the monster mash ? - too much fun - nice one.
11 Years Ago
thank you john
"Zombie party Formaldehyde
Drinking a brain drain homicide
Sucking down Gin and black sulfide
Rot gut whiskey and bleach chloride"
This poem is hilarious, good and totally reminds me of that war zombie b movie. I forget the name of it.
It's like, if WWII had a zombie party.
Posted 11 Years Ago
"Zombie party Formaldehyde
Drinking a brain drain homicide
Sucking down Gin and black sulfide
Rot gut whiskey and bleach chloride"
This poem is hilarious, good and totally reminds me of that war zombie b movie. I forget the name of it.
It's like, if WWII had a zombie party.
11 Years Ago
For sure. Thank you Morgan
Send all the zombies to New Mexico. They'll starve.....Once they clean out Los Alamos - there will be no brainzzzz left.
This poem made me chuckle.
Posted 11 Years Ago
Send all the zombies to New Mexico. They'll starve.....Once they clean out Los Alamos - there will be no brainzzzz left.
This poem made me chuckle.
Hmmmm sounds more like a Halloween party lol it's still awesome though
Posted 11 Years Ago
Hmmmm sounds more like a Halloween party lol it's still awesome though
11 Years Ago
Thank you Ankara
Ha! That was really funny. Nice write!! Keep writing!! :D
Posted 11 Years Ago
Ha! That was really funny. Nice write!! Keep writing!! :D
11 Years Ago
Thank you Rhea
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