Men are pigs (It's evolution baby)

I know where all the free porn is
I'd watch it to no end
Therein lies one small detail
I live with my girlfriend

Can't watch porn when she's around
She's gonna wonder why
"Why do you always watch that crap?"
"Are you some creepy guy?"

She get's mean when my eye wanders
No way I'm foolin' 'round
 Jealous like a crazy Goddess
I swear she'd run me down

It's hard for her to understand
We men que visual
It's got f**k all to do with her
It's just conditional

We're just a pack of savages
Designed to spread around
our DNA to anything
we pick up in our town

It doesn't matter gay or straight
The male brain works the same
We'll slip the bone to anything
and it drives the girls insane

They want to nail us to their cross
Our dick says that's all wrong
We let them nail us anyway
So we can get along

You know a sweetheart girlfriend
is one tough chick to find
There's lots of s***s and crazy drunks
The dating roulette kind

And so we make a compromise
of fact and fantasy
Stay with one who puts up with us
and keep our sanity

Reviews

[Marie]

You kept yours did you?

[Baby Ricochet]

I did. Her name is Lexus

[Tai Ryens]

You could NOT have used an icon even more perfect that what you've chosen.

[Baby Ricochet]

He's my hero

[Sarah Khalil]

Men are pigs, says the title, and also, women are b*****s. And the world keeps turning. *Dramatic wistful sigh*

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you sarah

[Salar Majak]

hmmmm, let me see, guys are pigs, well most of them are, but we girls aren't a picnic ourselves XD
i love the way you wrote this
evolution baby XD

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Aurora

[Mary Christabel George]

Hee..Hee..;)
Well said..:)
Men are pigs...!
Its great that you accept it & write on it.
"It doesn't matter gay or straight
The male brain works the same" these lines are really worth it......:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you mary

[Vikrantsingh]

Guy's/Men's are Pigs/Dogs :P Well Love the way you wrote ;)
Imagination between Porn and Girl friend is quiet a better you made and they linked together and make a perfect pair.

Great Work :)
Singh :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you singh

[Saumya]

truely said....
i completely agree with you.....
men are piggish, either a lot , or a lot, but they are...!!!
:)
well expressed...!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Saumya

[Rhea752]

Ha! Guys are very piggish. Oh well. As much as we want to change that it's not going to happen! Great poem!! Keep writing!! :D

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you RHea

[TL Boehm]

Yes, men are pigs and they start SO early (I have two sons.) Seriously, men are hardwired to be visual. You can't make 'em girly and you shouldn't. I've learned that men and pigs can be kinda cute when you treat them well - so its all good. And I'm with Rita. Ya'll put up with our crazy.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you TL

[Rita L. Sev]

Yep. We put up with you guys and your piggish ways, and you put up with our crazy. Once that's figured out and acknowledged - that's a relationship! A great and honest write!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rita