Happy Pills

Fun with Psychotropic Meds and their side effects

I have to take my happy pills
The Doctor gave me some
So I sit and play with myself
A wallflower I have become

My dick don't work
My junk shriveled up
I can't go out in the sun

But I'm a model citizen now
  I'm normal like everyone

Nice little pill makes me mellow
so I wouldn't hurt a fly
I'm having narcoleptic seizures
and my sex drive went bye bye

My tongue turned black
My balls turned blue
I see spots before my eyes

But I'm easy to get along with
A regular doormat kind of guy

Just take your meds as prescribed
and you'll be as happy as a lark
that's what the MD told me
and now my a*s glows in the dark

My hands they shake
My feet they quake
An Erection I can't start

But I'm so easy to relate to
Because there's nothing in my heart

So if you have extreme emotions
They'll label you with a disorder
They'll give you medication
To keep your a*s in order

They'll put you in group therapy
So you can feel like a f*****g tool
Telling a bunch of weirdos
All the crazy crap you do

My butt's plugged up
My scrotum sweats
Vowels I can't pronounce

But now I'm emotional pablum
and that's the only thing that counts

Reviews

[Muse]

so

we are giving the meds to the wrong portion of the population...these need to be prescribed to the pedophiles before they are granted release.

I laughed yes...but am I being serious? Oh yes!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Cobra lounge. That's such a cool name

[Muse]

of course
coolness is my name :)

[Emerald Seas]

Oh my - was this suppose to make me laugh hysterically? Success :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you serrah

[Emerald Seas]

I read a comment below and your reply with PTSD. I hope you took the review in the light hearted manner it was intended. PTSD is not a laughing matter. I applaud your up beat approach to what is a difficult result of war. My thanks for all your service, BR!

[Baby Ricochet]

Without doubt my sense of humor is my saving grace

[Jack...]

I always knew you were a nice guy or at least they could make you one. Very cool Sir.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jack

[Baby Ricochet]

BTW I like your new picture

[Jack...]

Thanks.

[Lina Grey]

and this is why I stopped taking my meds...

lol not quite. though they are a load of bull half the time. great write BR

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Lina

[Lina Grey]

:)

[Marie]

All this may be so...

But my idea of Heaven is an unlimited supply of xanax...

[Baby Ricochet]

that could work

[Aristede Craig Jr]

really interesting straight up trying to fix your problems.... who said i had a f*****g problem in the first place ... real!!! but i fit in to the puzzle... another puzzle piece, but maybe i was never met to fit in ... they use force
they pull back my foreskin, and delete everything underneath
now i think im crazy but whats crazy are the people who keep calling me crazy

[Baby Ricochet]

That's crazy

[Frieda P]

Are you talking down to your reader? Good one Mark, yes it means dull as dishwasher, and it's 'pabulum' by the way....

[Baby Ricochet]

Gotchya. Thanks for stopping by Frieda

[KAOlmsted]

Actually, it means simple, or trite...although if you are using the cereal as a metaphor, it's spot on (but it should be capitalized) ;-)

I know, sometimes I even annoy myself xD

This was a really good piece on the subject...it was funny, and entertaining, yet there was a clear message in the telling. Great job, Baby, as usual. You offered yourself up with a heaping helping of honesty and we all learned a little something about the unpleasant side effects of being pleasant ;-) Good on ya...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Kimmer

[KAOlmsted]

Always my pleasure, Mark.

[Richard Man]

It's what big nurse did to all the guys in "one flew over the Cuckoos Nest" she castrated them from the head upwards.
Are you a member of the Bi-polar expeditionary force?

[Baby Ricochet]

PTSD

[AYVID N]

That hurts but you said it with such humor, it brings on smiles.
Great poetry Baby.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Divya