Happy Pills

Fun with Psychotropic Meds and their side effects

I have to take my happy pills
The Doctor gave me some
So I sit and play with myself
A wallflower I have become

My dick don't work
My junk shriveled up
I can't go out in the sun

But I'm a model citizen now
  I'm normal like everyone

Nice little pill makes me mellow
so I wouldn't hurt a fly
I'm having narcoleptic seizures
and my sex drive went bye bye

My tongue turned black
My balls turned blue
I see spots before my eyes

But I'm easy to get along with
A regular doormat kind of guy

Just take your meds as prescribed
and you'll be as happy as a lark
that's what the MD told me
and now my a*s glows in the dark

My hands they shake
My feet they quake
An Erection I can't start

But I'm so easy to relate to
Because there's nothing in my heart

So if you have extreme emotions
They'll label you with a disorder
They'll give you medication
To keep your a*s in order

They'll put you in group therapy
So you can feel like a f*****g tool
Telling a bunch of weirdos
All the crazy crap you do

My butt's plugged up
My scrotum sweats
Vowels I can't pronounce

But now I'm emotional pablum
and that's the only thing that counts

Reviews

[gombeggar]

ahh...the wonders of pharmacuticals

[Baby Ricochet]

thanks for stopping by

[alexaandraaa]

Great! I know what you are going through, and this totally expresses the situation perfectly.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you alexandraaa

[Michael G.]

Ha! (Pablum?!!? Haven't thought of that in many years!)
Oh... great write... but it's time to wake up. Taking pills are now optional.

[Blue Ivory]

Full of humor! Nice work :D Starting with the title, you set sarcasm in your tone. A very thoughtful line: But I'm so easy to relate to
Because there's nothing in my heart

Well actually that's too lines. But it's thought provoking.

[minnie:)]

now i know not to take a chill pill 0.o
thnks for the warning XD

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol. Thanks for stopping by Minnie.

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Well this is exactly the reason I'm not fond of medication in any form...I will tell you one thing though, YOU have balls to write this is such a sarcastic way! :D lol Did I just type that out loud? (he he) ;)

This is a hilarious, gritty piece my friend..nicely done!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Robbie

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Nice write, my friend. :))

[SweetJane]

marijuana

[Inda]

This is just the type of stuff that makes me smile; so glad you write this raw. Thanks for the post Ricochet!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you inda

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Sattirical - as if you my love could ever be a wall flower! well done, good read.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you my fine friend

[Shadey Jadey]

Hahahaha, enjoyable, yet brings a point!
Love it, nice write :D

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jadey

[Shadey Jadey]

:)

[Steven]

'now my a*s glows in the dark'

haha.. Nice write buddy

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you steven