The Girl or The Cat

Time for some silly fun

My cat loves me, not my girlfriend
She says I'm the only p***y for you
She rubs my chins purring away
It's a feline love so true

My girlfriend loves me, not my cat
She says that feline's a little b***h
She rubs against me purring away
It's a woman's love so rich

One fine day I may have to choose
between my girlfriend and my cat
I'm not to sure what I should do
About this silly little caveat

My girl she loves me oh so true
With her I know where I'm at
But I'll tells ya a little secret
I'm not getting rid of my cat

Author's Note

The captcha was "pachypod." Sounds like some kind of skin condition.

Reviews

[Ees]

Cats are gross and unpleasant creatures. I'd sure go for the chick over the cat. Haha. Cute poem.

[Baby Ricochet]

Both have advantages. Thank you Ees

[Tai Ryens]

You can't have sex with your cat. Or, uhm, well . . . Forget I said that.

[Baby Ricochet]

LMAO! Thanks Tai

[Lina Grey]

cats don't get pissy once a month or expect you to read her mind somehow... definitely keep that one ;D

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thanks Lina

[Lina Grey]

Welcome BR ;)

[saratogaparty]

Well that's easy make your cat an outside cat. Or make your girlfriend an outside girlfriend. I guess that would make sex interesting maybe.

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thank you Saratoga

[Marie]

I certainly would never get rid of my cats. In fact, I would not befriend someone who didn't like cats...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Marie. Cat's are awesome

[quinfinn]

this is clever , cute and very witty. i love stuff like this. and the surprise ending reminded me of that movie "a boy and his dog" with don johnson...awesome!

[quinfinn]

oh, and i think pachypod means "elephant footed"

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Quinfinn

[Terohime]

I loved this poem, it shows a thought process of decisions. Great job.
~Res

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Res

[Emerald Seas]

Personally, I don't like to have any pet that requires a cage or a litter box. Seems like an easy decision to me! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Serrah

[Frieda P]

Meow...this one is purrs like a kitten.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you marie

[Frieda P]

Eh?

[Baby Ricochet]

Sorry, frieda, Phone typeo

[Frieda P]

Ha Frieda translates to marie, interesting....

[Jack...]

Oh the decisions we have to make in life. Very nice sir.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you jack