One Horse Cowboy

Stupid behavior

I have a habit of chatting up the fillies
My girlfriend's got other ideas
She says You're a one horse cowboy now
So lets just get that clear

Ya know what Mark for an intelligent man
You're dumber than dirt sometimes
A hot little honey strolls on by
and you lose your f*****g mind

Where do all your senses go
Why did you do what you did
Your girl is about to f*****g kill you
Cause you can't keep it under a lid

It took three years of dating weirdos
to find a sweetheart like her
and you're determined to f**k it up
cause you think you're a player

You're a cocky arrogant a*****e
So knock it off right now
You know the grass ain't greener
So turn the testosterone down

That little honey you're chatting up
could be your next train wreck
All you see is curves a*s and tits
so to hell with a reality check

Like the store front had windows
and your girl was right outside
She saw everything you said and did
Drooling over that girl's behind

Oh lord did I get an ear full
A brow beating I surely deserved
For being a redneck horn dog
Who can't keep himself reserved

Author's Note

Tragically this is based on a true story.

Reviews

[Jake Botha]

That is men for you. We tend to think with the wrong brain...

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure

[AYVID N]

I agree with Marie about men :)

A very humorous and witty write. Thoroughly enjoyed. Thanks for sharing Baby.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Divya

[Marie]

Men are all like that. You're just beasts...beasts...beasts...

[Baby Ricochet]

That's kinda true. Thanks for stopping by Marie

[Frieda P]

Ha gotta love Marie!!

[Frieda P]

You'll never learn, will you? That'll show ya.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure. THanks for stopping by Frieda

[Frieda P]

;-) Always Mark.