Great deal my a*s

Panzer is a German word for tank. Just so you know

    The ad said it was 18000
     The sticker says it's 38
Somewhere in between the two
    There was a disconnect

It's 38 if you want extras
Like a motor wheels and tires
What the hell's a sports package
Why does that make it higher

800 extra for a fin on the trunk
What the f**k is up with that
It's a Goddamn piece of plastic
and it looks like a piece of crap

I don't like red I want it black
That costs two thousand more
Just hook a vacuum to my a*s
and suck money from every pour

What do you mean a dealers fee
What in the hell is title insurance
So now my trade in's worthless
and I'm only getting a pittance

You know what? f**k this deal
I don't want this ride anyway
It's little weird and Japanese
So I'll Just be on my way

I wouldn't drive a Mazda Miata
I wouldn't fit behind the wheel
That car's a chick ride anyway
At least that's how I feel

I'm not driving a girlie car
I own a big a*s pickup truck
It's a regular redneck caddy
I'm from the south ya hockey puck

So just say yeeha Ricochet
and hear that motor roar
I can drive through anything
In my ford panzer 4X4

Perhaps you think me egocentric
A phase that's sure to pass
I know one thing for certain though
My truck can kick your a*s

Author's Note

Disclaimer: My wife had a Mazda Miata out in California. It was a great little car and I loved driving it. The truck in the picture isn't mine. Even I think that's overkill.

Reviews

[Marc Marlon Villaflor]

cool :) it is very true dealers sometimes becomes greedy. Great write with Pangs!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Marc

[CHRIS ANDES]

haha, i enjoyed reading this
:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you musicfunk

[Jack...]

Driven to the brink of...very cool indeed.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you jack

[Tymothy L Smith]

the line 'It's 38 if you want extras
Like a motor wheels and tires'
had me cracking up, anyone who's had to deal with those a******s knows the crush that comes when you realise what they are allowed to do.
For me, the end had a visual of the truck running over a small euro car driven by the dealer...my sick imagination anyhow.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by.

[Muse]

men and their toys...

I guess it's like woman and our purses...you wouldn't know a good deal on a purse if you saw one...and honestly...I wouldn't know what a tank was if I saw one..

tank..sleeveless shirt that I can accessorize. lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Women and shoes I get. Women and purses, not so much. Thank you for stopping by Muse. I always love to hear from you.

[Inda]

Another fun read and it's true those dealers are well...dealers, they just deal in bullshit.
Nice one here!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you inda

[Lover Of Words]

Well done Baby

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Kelsey. Beautiful Avatar by the way

[Lover Of Words]

Thank you Baby much appreciated

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Well I have to say your take on observational wording is perfection, well done, good read.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Thomas